Discussion in 'SMB' started by big and daft, Aug 12, 2010.
on tuesday for unipress any hints tips ?
Don't turn up Monday.
yeah, if youre starting a word with a vowel then the word before it cant be " a " , it would become " an "
also, dont have visible nipples
Iron yer kegs.
is there a load work there ?
no, he means you have to be able to polish
ya not wrong, spend half ya shift cleaning your work area up.
Don't go, you'll regret it.
Is that the place in Prudhoe?
washington next to nissan
Nice tie, good knot, shoes polished and a big smile as you walk in the room and be calm and confident.
As I am getting older and grumpier I think I am going to start delagating interviewing. Couple a months ago a lad walked in and plonked himself down with out been asked. So he got me goat. I looked him up & down and asked, why wasn't he wearing a tie?
He replied he had a doctors note.
Because I started to laugh he said, no seriously mate and started to produce a piece of paper from his pocket.
I just told him to f*ck off and not waste my time.
Tell them you're a good footballer even if you're not. If they have a team they'll want you.
not when i play in goal like rob green
Try not to blink if at all possible, this will subconsciously impress them. It's human nature.
End all of your answers with the phrase 'god willing'.
When they tell you about the post or the company, reply to any statements they make with the phrase 'that's what you think'.
Oh, and sing while your waiting to be called in for your interview.
I love that one. I'm dying to try it at a morning meeting.
Walk into the interview room with yer tadger hanging out yer fly, if it's impressive the lady's will love it, if it's not the lads will laugh - win/win.
My mate works there, give him a slap if you see him :-D
Try to be as relaxed as possible, don't be afraid to tell the interviewer if you are "shitting it"
NEVER disclose anything about your past like if youve been done for stealing from your previous employer or sex offences.
Be pleasant and smile when appropriate. unless your teeth are like a burnt out fusebox then dont bother.
Thank the interviewer for their time and consideration at the end of the interview.
Separate names with a comma.