Discussion in 'Pure Football' started by Dangly Ham, Aug 5, 2011.
Micky Gray and Summerbee are down seaburn beach.
Oumare Tounkara is staying in The Queen Vic
So what's the punchline?
They are at Redhouse Club the neet
aye hutch is ITK
I saw Pele the other day.
Are you going?
Mickey Gray and Summerbee are down Seaburn Beach when suddenly Summerbee collapses. Mickey checks for signs of breathing but there seems to be none. He calls the emergency services on his mobile phone. "My friend Nicky has died" he sobbed. "What should I do?" The operator tells him in a calm relaxed voice "First thing is to make sure that he is actually dead". After a few seconds silence, a loud shot can be heard. Mickey returns to his phone and says "Okay what next?".
Brings back memories
I quote and I believe this to be verbatim
"some ginger bellend... "
Won't say owt more
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