Discussion in 'SMB' started by KST, May 25, 2012.
'Speed 3' for me.
Dougals bit at the very end- 'THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NICK!'
Class, the bit with the boxes on the road
Has to be the christmas special for me though. It's just madness! The largest lingerie section in all of Ireland
Aw, and the one with the old fellas five a side!
The dirty film one is class, Father jack is just about having a wank
Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse
Old grey whistle theft
Just remembered Jurassic Park aswell. father stack and his jungle music
Too many classic episodes to pick a favourite imo - brilliant series. That said, one of my favourite scenes is where Ted and Dougal are writing their Eurovision-equivalent song:
Dougal: OK, LET'S DO IT. LET'S WRITE THE BEST SONG THAT'S EVER BEEN WRITTEN.
Ted: Calm down Dougal, it's only a bit of fun, It's not meant to be taken seriously.
(Several hours later there's beer cans all over the floor, and the room's now full of cigarette smoke):
Ted: PLAY THE FUCKING NOTE, DOUGAL.
Dougal: What? The last note, Ted?
Ted: NO!!! I PLAYED THE LAST NOTE. PLAY THE FUCKING NOTE YOUR MEANT TO FUCKING PLAY.
My lovely horse!
I need to dig me boxed set out!
"We've got to lose the sax solo!!"
Or when they play their song to Mrs Doyle and Father Jack- they finish to a brief moment of silence before Father Jack pulls out a sawn-off shotgun from behind the couch and blasts Dougals guitar
The christmas special was class
Dougal: God, I can't wait to see what's under tomorrow's window. I bet it's a donkey or something.
Father Ted': Really? So, you've changed from your initial prediction of... what was it again? "Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed." God, Dougal, where do you get these ideas from? I bet it's just a lovely angel. What do you think's under tomorrow's window, Father?
Father Jack: A pair of feckin' women's knickers!
The passion of saint tubulus
"down with this sort of thing!"
"I hear he gets his lad out"
The "racist" one always has me in bits,a truly wonderful series.
Dougal: Do you remember that bit when St. Tibulus, he tried to take that banana off the other lad?
Ted: That wasn't a banana, Dougal.
I want to shower you with sugar lumps and run you over horse fences? Fecking genius
THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!
Running around with a man in your back, like a train in the night (whilst doing train actions)
I hear you're a racist now?
First ever episode...
Mrs Doyle: "And what do you say to a nice cup of tea, father?"
Father Jack: "FECK OFF, CUP!!"
One of the best series of all time. Not a weak episode
Tragic that Ted died so young :-(
Had the show stopped by then or would they have made more series?
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