Discussion in 'Pure Football' started by hank williams, May 8, 2012.
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Please god NNNNOOOO
First signing of the summer, guaranteed!
This is one signing that will undoubtedly qualify as "audacious"
On a free wouldn't be so bad. Get him to warm the bench and tap in a few goals. Bit of guidance from an experienced player for the younger strikers. Probably have to ask Mig if he feels safe with Heskey on the pitch though!
Would give us some entertainment
no thanks....he is uselessand a cheat. Oh, and doesn't score goals
Really? Doesn't score goals?
He's never tapped goals in his whole career but i can see why he would start at 35. Trust me, it would be among the worst pieces of transfer business i'll have ever seen if he signs for us
He does score goals, just at a rate of 1 in 10
Mind he has scored more than bobby Zamora & Carlton cole miles better than them two.
Good job your not the manager then ay?
Unfortunately for you, I reckon MON will sign him.
If Heskey is part of the carpet ride then please let me jump off.
He is shite - much rather we get Connor Wickam and Ji up to speed in pre season.
if we get him and Shola Ameobi it will stop them scoring their only goals of the season against us I suppose
Having had second thoughts maybe him and the yak could do a job for one season
Super jimmy crossing them heskey knocking them down the yak scoring
Hmmmmmmmm there's a thought
Plus heskey get his fair share of free kicks around the pen area.
Jimmy to score the free kicks or seb Larson
I'm starting to think yes now
Might be able to punch Krul in the face and get away with it too.
odds on that he or Yak will be at ours next year
No wonder we're " an average premier league club" when we have people saying emile heskey wouldnt be a bad signing
He wouldn't be a bad signing on a free. Not a great one, but no worse than Wickham or Ji judging by their current performances.
maybe, but to stifle ji and wickhams progress to give heskey a contract would be a crime imo. Wickham would get as many goals as heskey given a proper run in the side imo
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