Skandhaless
Striker
Do not test the lord thy god
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soapster
Striker
commandments
PinzaC55
Striker
There are 613 commandments in all. Was it the one about not suffering a witch to live or the one about stoning homosexuals to death that caught your eye ?
Do not test the lord thy god
"We don't have a lord. And i'm not old ,i'm 37"
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Billy Rocket
Winger
I didn't want it to look suspicious.
PinzaC55
Striker
Here's a list of the 613 commandments.
One of my favourites is (my wording)
"If a murder I'd committed on the road and murderer cannot be found, the head must be cut off a heifer in expiation"
http://www.jewfaq.org/m/613.htm
One of my favourites is (my wording)
"If a murder I'd committed on the road and murderer cannot be found, the head must be cut off a heifer in expiation"
http://www.jewfaq.org/m/613.htm
soapster
Striker
I'm a simple soul, so the shortish list of 10 will doHere's a list of the 613 commandments.
One of my favourites is (my wording)
"If a murder I'd committed on the road and murderer cannot be found, the head must be cut off a heifer in expiation"
http://www.jewfaq.org/m/613.htm
Kent_Mackem
Striker
Aren't the first 4 about a god more vain than Ronaldo?
soapster
Striker
nobody is more vain than Ronaldo, but I take your point. way of discipline I suppose, suppose it stopped people back then of picking and choosing. Look at the bother at the rave with the fatted calfe
S.S.R..
Winger
Here's a list of the 613 commandments.
One of my favourites is (my wording)
"If a murder I'd committed on the road and murderer cannot be found, the head must be cut off a heifer in expiation"
http://www.jewfaq.org/m/613.htm
Funny how the word of God resembles something put together by a committee.
PinzaC55
Striker
Or a bunch of bronze age savages ?
Mercia Blackcat
Striker
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. (John 1:1)
So you agree with some theists, although not all, that say this Word was the Bible?
Does it sound like this verse is referring to a book?
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Deleted member 40035
Guest
I know this one, is it the bible?
Mercia Blackcat
Striker
Eh????
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Deleted member 40035
Guest
I believe in me, I started this thread marra and its took off. Part of my mindhead wishes it didn't.
Mercia Blackcat
Striker
That may be so but your answer is odd compared to the question I asked.
S.S.R..
Winger
I'll believe there was a God, but not that there was some arab bloke called 'John'.
Mercia Blackcat
Striker
That's not what I asked.
S.S.R..
Winger
Erm... ...that would be an ecumenical matter.
Mercia Blackcat
Striker
I'm not sure why as I was just asking why you referred to the Bible as the Word of God.
Im not expecting a democratic vote on the issue from all the world's churches in the name of unity.
S.S.R..
Winger
*Looks at watch* Blimey, is that the time already? Excuse me, I have to smear my naked body in Reggae Reggae sauce and gracefully dive from a warehouse roof into a Biffa bin full of broken Lucozade bottles.
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