Castle Eden golf club

[HORDEN SAFC]

Shite golf course imo. Have you tried Seaham? Great course with award winning greens and don't ask for a joining on fee!!

Seaham can't give memberships away,nee better than elemore

 

[Deleted member 26]

Don't tell him Pike.

The golf course is a cover for 10" black nobblers and butt plugs at the local felching parties.

 

[Lambchops]

Shite golf course imo. Have you tried Seaham? Great course with award winning greens and don't ask for a joining on fee!!

Supposed to be decent.

Over here its still a growing sport - 2 nearest courses to me want 2 and 3k joining fees

 

[The Legendary Tongue]

It's me mate,I'm only carrying on about our lass not knowing I play.

Alright Micka, there's another Horden mackem but no capital letters.

 

[Eddie Hitler]

Golf is for twats

Obviously shit at it

 

[The Legendary Tongue]

The golf course is a cover for 10" black nobblers and butt plugs at the local felching parties.

I know mate I'm the chairman of the sexual deviants society.

 

[Heeeed the Ball]

Im shite at it but I enjoy an odd game, like playing snooker in the clubhouse with beers. lots of beers

 

[Eddie Hitler]

Seaham can't give memberships away,nee better than elemore

Never been for years but it used to be a cracking course and very long. Better than Castle eden for me like.

Elemore when me and me marras first started playing we would go straight there straight after nights in the summer and fuck off before the staff turned up.

 

[The Legendary Tongue]

Im shite at it but I enjoy an odd game, like playing snooker in the clubhouse with beers. lots of beers

Do you play at Castle Eden, Heed?

Never been for years but it used to be a cracking course and very long. Better than Castle eden for me like.

Elemore when me and me marras first started playing we would go straight there straight after nights in the summer and fuck off before the staff turned up.

It's a canny bit shorter than Castle Eden.

 

[HORDEN SAFC]

Never been for years but it used to be a cracking course and very long. Better than Castle eden for me like.

Elemore when me and me marras first started playing we would go straight there straight after nights in the summer and fuck off before the staff turned up.

Always in great Nick to be fair,greens especially

 

[Eddie Hitler]

Supposed to be decent.

Over here its still a growing sport - 2 nearest courses to me want 2 and 3k joining fees

Fck that like. Love the game but not that much

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Obviously shit at it

Never tried it.
Just all the pretentious twats swanning around in their pastel coloured pilot shirts and checked flares that play it puts me off.
Plus I'm not old enough to play yet.

 

[Eddie Hitler]

Always in great Nick to be fair,greens especially

Had a good reputation for good greens for as long as I can remember. Getting the sticks out this year like, never played for a few year now.

Never tried it.
Just all the pretentious twats swanning around in their pastel coloured pilot shirts and checked flares that play it puts me off.
Plus I'm not old enough to play yet.

I used to say that then I tried it. It really is a great game and not as many snobs as you think.

 

[Lambchops]

Fck that like. Love the game but not that much

I drive a bit further and paid 200 notes joining fee at a much friendlier club

 

[HORDEN SAFC]

The golf course is a cover for 10" black nobblers and butt plugs at the local felching parties.

What happens at the golf club stays at the golf club!!

 

[Lambchops]

Always enjoy a round at southmoor when im back mind - not the longest but not easy

 

[The Legendary Tongue]

Never tried it.
Just all the pretentious twats swanning around in their pastel coloured pilot shirts and checked flares that play it puts me off.

Some of the old timers are knackers but most have moved with the times mate. And you'd be hard pushed to find anyone under 60 with a twatful attitude towards novices.

 

[Deleted member 26]

Some of the old timers are knackers but most have moved with the times mate. And you'd be hard pushed to find anyone under 60 with a twatful attitude towards novices.

So if I went dressed as a cross between Payne Stewart and Cupid Stunt, nobody would give a shit ?

 

[HORDEN SAFC]

So if I went dressed as a cross between Payne Stewart and Cupid Stunt, nobody would give a shit ?

You'd be welcomed with open arms marra

 

[Tadger]

You can look a tit for far less money.