Discussion in 'SMB' started by whoibob, Nov 27, 2011.
anyone got any?
No, fuck off.
Your mates teasing you with jokes about your mam again?
Did he ask you to make him a sandwich?
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"ah, sorry, I wasnt aware Wigan were playing Newcastle"
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lads my son is geting picked on by a ginger of all things... he doesnt trust me when I tell him to just smack the wanker in the nose
if he can't think of put downs to deal with gingers all by himself then he may be doomed already :-(
lad is 11 and the ginge is twice his size
I want to go see his father but son wont let me
Tell your son not to worry as gingers do not have souls.
Also, don't encourage him to hit him, as I heard that not only is ginger contagious and the leading cause of gingivitis, but those gingers have dark powers.
If it's fear that's stopping him using the easy ginger put downs then I don't think anything the SMB come up with is going to help.
Good luck to him though, I'm not a parent so I don't really know what my advise is worth. I got bullied a bit in primary school and early secondary school (was lucky enough to grow quite a bit and become popular, and probably a little bit of a bully too myself I'm ashamed to say) and I would say that both ways can work. When I was young my Dad went and screamed in one of the little shits faces and he stopped bullying me, when I was about your lad's age I punched another one (also much bigger than me) in the face and he stopped bullying me too, even though it was a pathetic hit.
there is this mind
Assuming your boy has loads of mates, it's easy.
First he has to come up with a funny but appropriate nick name for the bully. Then he has to make sure all his mates use the name in front of the bully whenever he is around.
Next they need to get on the right side of at least one of the bullies mates, who probably think he is a dick anyway and move towards all of his own mates using the name.
It takes a bit of time, but before long the kid is stuck with a nick name he hates for the rest of his life and your boy is the hero who came up with it.
The kids credibility as a bully is down the drain and there is nowt he can do about it cos everybody in his sad little world thinks its hilarious.
P.S. I know it works my daughter tried it years ago and Johnny Flathead is now 25 and still stuck with the name.
Trust me. If you want ideas on put downs this is the place to come.
The best part of you dribbled down your mothers legs !
I fear that if this ginge is 'twice his size' your son won't hit or insult him and doesn't want you to go see his dar the bullying may be worse than you fear.
Giving your son 'conebacks' is going to make him get kicked all ower, don't do it.
Sorry to hear you fathered a gayer mate.
Never mind that, go round and grab his dad round the throat and explain the situation. Tell the bloke that if the situation continues he'll get a hole through his head. Problem solved.
Just one chant will do " Ginger pubes, You'll always have ginger pubes,ginger pubes"
He's 11 years old
You've got nee hope mate, Ginger and getting bullied, might aswell put him up for adoption.
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