Discussion in 'SMB' started by Nuggsy, Apr 1, 2012.
I can't think of any right at this moment in time but i bet there's some good'uns
I got a mates phone and pretended to be a lass whilst texting this fat kid he knows. I said that I loved him then turned it around when he "found out"
There was this really silly boy I wanked off last yea... oh shit, you meant something else didn't you?
Printed off some fliers (nee pun ) and told the local houses that the RAAF were doing tests on a new plane and it would be doing supersonic overhead at 8am on 1st / 4 th.Sorry for the inconvenience but recommend they put a masking tape cross on all large windows to prevent cracking .
printed it all out proper and gave myself a air marshemm title and everything.
Drove to work at 6 that morning pissing myself at all these houses taped up.
There was hell on so I kept it quiet as I was going to do the navy attacking the town at manouvres the following year but didn't get roumd to it.
I once went down on a lad on a couch , I pretended to be a lass I knew he fancied.............
As soon as he came into my mouth , I spat it out , jumped up in the air and shouted " APRIL FOOL" , oh, the look on his face
I ask my wife to marry me. She thought it was a joke.
Told everyone at work the phone lines were being cleaned, and to put their handsets in a cup in case any cleaning fluid leaked out. Receptionist fell for it
Text my mars mate saying that the newsagents in ryhope had been broken into over night and as they'd made their get a way over the field they had dropped loads of tabs and baccy.
5 minutes later she was on the field lookin all over the fucking place.
I texted a mag ST holder earlier on using Orange free anonymous web service saying Liverpool match is postponed, tickets valid for rearranged match etc.
It'll only probably fool him for a second - but it'll be worth it.
Best one I've done is telling people at work (I do the wages) that there has been a mistake and that there has been 53 weeks that year (which does happen) and that I going to take the overpayment back off them at £10 per week. Some of them believed me.
About 25 years ago, our 10 year son came home with a pet rabbit that someone had given him...we weren't chuffed. I sent him to all the butchers in Houghton to get the necessary Rabbit Licence. We've still got that very same rabbit.
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