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Haemorrhagic Fever Pitch

Black comedy starring Steve Guttenberg as an unbearable, impatient, 606-phoning Arsenal fan who contracts the Ebola virus.
 


Sweet Home Alabama Hot-Pocket

Reese Witherspoon and Steve Guttenberg star in this critically panned sexploitation flick, which culminates in a sex act that I can't describe on here without getting banned.
 
Speed 2: gay cruise control

Steve Guttenburg tries to stop John Travolta bumming every bloke after taking too much speed.[DOUBLEPOST=1386720835][/DOUBLEPOST]In the name of the father Ted

Steve Gutenberg plays father Ted. With Adam Sandler as a golden retriever. Or something.
 
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The Thing and I.

Steve Guttenberg takes over the role of RJ MacReady. After realising that he hasn't managed to eliminate The Thing completely our hero decides that he must track it down to its elaborate ice palace. When he gets there he finds that The Thing has transformed itself into a prefect copy of Yul Brynner (CGI for this as Yul isn't looking too hot lately) as the King of Siam. Our hero must pretend to be Anna while performing several lively show tunes at the same time as trying to destroy The Thing forever. However while enacting his elaborate charade he grows to realise that they are kindred spirits who belong together and that love can overcome any barrier before setting off the thermite charges he has positioned around his body during a passionate embrace.
 
Enemy at the Eric Gates

A WWII drama set in Durham where a pig farmer from Ferryhill becomes a sniper in the British Army and is called upon to turn the fortunes of the British army around.
 
Thunderball bag

After a particularly olympic session on one of his attractive female companions, Bond must fight a shadowy enemy called TORSION.
 
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