10 commandments for Moyses:

[Daniels]

Thou shalt not undervalue the cups in favour of a couple of league games.

 

[Dilligaf60]

Thou shalt rise up and smite the Ma.... Oh hang on.

 

[phunboy]

Thou shall make Rodwell into a footballer

Now that would be a miracle of biblical proportion

Thou shall not remove the players ketchup

 

[Deleted member 23273]

Thou shall not covert dwarfification.

You won't hide from view your smallness?
Seems a bit of an odd commandment to me.

 

[SteveFTM]

Hang on mate he's only human you know.

f***ing hell man he is moyses not full blown Jesus and God rolled into 1. You asketh too much of any mere mortal

Hang on mate he's only human you know.

I refer my learned friends to post #17 and will undergo 30mins of flagellation as punishment.

 

[Confucius]

Thou shall not make graven images or likenesses of ex managers in the clouds you utter cunts

 

[joedurham]

Thou shalt not try to make biblical jokes for verily ye shalt look like a twat

Looketh whosoever be talking!

 

[West Winger]

Looketh whosoever be talking!

Worst Steve Guttenberg film ever.

 

[humbug]

Thou shalt dye that f***ing ginger mop

his hair is the only thing that worries me tbh. i keep trying to consider it as strawberry blonde.
whatever it is it's not good.

 

[the jackel]

thou shalt not finish tenth

 

[Al Bundy]

Thou shalt cast the name of Jozy Altidore from these shores into the sea of Galillee for ever.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Thou shalt not saddle us with shite signings who are still on the wage bill clogging up the squad years after you've gone.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's glorious Rafagation

 

[Sussex By The Sea]

Thou shalt not be called bonny lad by a dead ex manager.

 

[Charmless Man]

Thou shalt not covet the national team job

Scotland?

 

[Daniels]

Thou shalt dye that f***ing ginger mop

Are you looking at older pictures? It's nearly all grey now.

 

[Smartin]

Thou shalt not covet Billy Jones.

 

[KarenDent]

Thou shalt feed the forty five thousand with three points frequently and five cups

 

[BumbleBee]

Thou shalt not, under any circumstances whatsoever, buy players who support the mags.

 

[Veteran2]

Thou shalt spell his name properly.

This.