10 commandments for Moyses:

[joedurham]

1. Thou shalt not lose the first 8 games.

2. Love thy players

Any more suggestions apart from fukc off for the remaining 8?

 

[kp10]

Thou shalt not covet the national team job

 

[Confucius]

Thou shall not covet thy neighbours goods no matter how brilliant the Championship is

 

[West Winger]

Thou shalt spell his name properly.

 

[Tommy]

Thou shalt spell his name properly.

Think it's supposed to be a play on words for Moses

 

[viccarlton]

You shall not bear false witness against the fans.

 

[Kid Galahad]

Thou shalt buy M'Vila and give Kirchhoff a new contract.

 

[SteveFTM]

Thou shall make Rodwell into a footballer

 

[West Winger]

Think it's supposed to be a play on words for Moses

Thou shalt not try to make biblical jokes for verily ye shalt look like a twat

 

[bryc1]

Thou shalt dye that f***ing ginger mop

 

[johnnyat87]

Thou shalt release Rodwell

Tidied

 

[Beery]

Remember the Derby Day, keep it.....oh hold on

 

[Kid Galahad]

Thou shalt not try to make biblical jokes for verily ye shalt look like a twat

Excellent word, I shalt try and use it in a conversation today!

 

[mkmackem]

Thou shall make Rodwell into a footballer

I think Jesus does the miracles

 

[Teed]

Thou shall not covert dwarfification.

 

[Seaham_FTM]

Thou shalt not take the name of Nyron thy God in vain.

 

[SteveFTM]

I think Jesus does the miracles

Rodwell is probably a step too far even for that lad.

 

[Doubledoink]

Thou shalt not try to make biblical jokes for verily ye shalt look like a twat

 

[hank evans]

Thou shall make Rodwell into a footballer

f***ing hell man he is moyses not full blown Jesus and God rolled into 1. You asketh too much of any mere mortal

 

[Dilligaf60]

Thou shall make Rodwell into a footballer

Hang on mate he's only human you know.