Funny story about Safc, lol

[heston]

Aptly enough, the story is as tedious as you.

[Fetch Fletch]

Am I the only one that got it then?

[JimmyQuinn]

Originally Posted by Spug

Back in the days when Liam Lawrence was playing for us he used to keep leaving the dressing room door open all the time. Anyway a few of the players got together and had a meeting about sorting it out. After twenty minutes and several cups of tea they emerged from a meeting room at the sol red faced as they hadn't been able to agree a person to say something to his face

True story that told to me by an ex player.

Having read that I can only hope you haven't popped onto the best man thread and offered that lad any advice

[Spug]

Originally Posted by Fetch Fletch

Am I the only one that got it then?

Looking that way

[bench]

haha that was a funny story. wonder who got the power pack?

[davoak]

Originally Posted by homeless kid

There's a Tommy Miller joke in there but I just can't seem to find it...

[genericus]

i worked with a lass who was shagging Rory Delap when he played up here, nothing to brag about and i saw the pics of them together, shes just no, the tide wouldn't take her out.
Anyway she ended it after 4 months and started dating lasses, when we asked had he turned her she said he was a nice affectionate bloke but an incredible bore and had a small cock.
When they were going out they were in a restaurant in Seaham after a defeat for us under McCarthy and some kid asked for his autograph, he obliged and as he handed the pen back dropped it, the kid says 'its not 3 points you know' picks up the pen and walks off as people around them are pissing themselves

[Ironhide]

Kept leaving the door open? The bastard, glad he's gone.

[genericus]

Originally Posted by Ironhide

Kept leaving the door open? The bastard, glad he's gone.

i thought fucking a barely legal girl brought enough shame to the club...but no, he contributed to wasting heating to the energy inefficient bastard

[Daddyo]

Originally Posted by heston

Aptly enough, the story is as tedious as you.

Stop it Heston,and stop it NOWWWWWWW