Originally Posted by spitfire
Oh don't get me wrong vic I certainly pay you plenty of care and attention
Is it right that Greedy picked you up in a demo Merc the other week?
I heard you were driving along the road discussing the merits of it. You pointed out the merc emblem on the bonnet and asked what it was?
'That's my target' says Greedy
'when I see a cyclist, I line them up in it and bang!!!!!
Got em. Here's one now I'll show you'
You were getting closer and closer when all the sudden He swerves and misses followed by a huge crash.
'What the f*ck was that?' screamed greedy
'I could see you were going to miss so I got him with the door' you replied.
Can't believe I just typed all of that for a load of sebs and piss takes