Pedal cyclists

[spitfire]

As much as I hate the fuckers and they are fucking our lives up today, last nights shin dig has inspired me and I'm heading off out to cheer them on.

Haway the Olympics

[johnny c]

Nowt on the engine cyclists.

[viccarlton]

Originally Posted by spitfire

As much as I hate the fuckers and they are fucking our lives up today, last nights shin dig has inspired me and I'm heading off out to cheer them on.

Haway the Olympics

Cheers mate, I'll think of you every time an ignorant car driver passes me without due care and attention.

[spitfire]

Originally Posted by viccarlton

Cheers mate, I'll think of you every time an ignorant car driver passes me without due care and attention.

Oh don't get me wrong vic I certainly pay you plenty of care and attention

[Parkmaverick]

Originally Posted by spitfire

As much as I hate the fuckers and they are fucking our lives up today, last nights shin dig has inspired me and I'm heading off out to cheer them on.

Haway the Olympics

I almost thought that you were inspired to get a bike and sign up for next years c2c,

[Manuel]

Originally Posted by spitfire

Oh don't get me wrong vic I certainly pay you plenty of care and attention

Is it right that Greedy picked you up in a demo Merc the other week?
I heard you were driving along the road discussing the merits of it. You pointed out the merc emblem on the bonnet and asked what it was?
'That's my target' says Greedy
'when I see a cyclist, I line them up in it and bang!!!!!
Got em. Here's one now I'll show you'
You were getting closer and closer when all the sudden He swerves and misses followed by a huge crash.
'What the f*ck was that?' screamed greedy
'I could see you were going to miss so I got him with the door' you replied.

Can't believe I just typed all of that for a load of sebs and piss takes

[spitfire]

Originally Posted by Parkmaverick

I almost thought that you were inspired to get a bike and sign up for next years c2c,

Fuck off man. Just nipped out to drop me dry cleaning off and there are loads of them congregating together ready to ride over to box hill no doubt. I'm off to get the train to dorking in a minute.

Haway the Brits

Originally Posted by Manuel

Is it right that Greedy picked you up in a demo Merc the other week?
I heard you were driving along the road discussing the merits of it. You pointed out the merc emblem on the bonnet and asked what it was?
'That's my target' says Greedy
'when I see a cyclist, I line them up in it and bang!!!!!
Got em. Here's one now I'll show you'
You were getting closer and closer when all the sudden He swerves and misses followed by a huge crash.
'What the f*ck was that?' screamed greedy
'I could see you were going to miss so I got him with the door' you replied.

Can't believe I just typed all of that for a load of sebs and piss takes

No mate. It was a jag

[Parkmaverick]

Originally Posted by spitfire

Fuck off man. Just nipped out to drop me dry cleaning off and there are loads of them congregating together ready to ride over to box hill no doubt. I'm off to get the train to dorking in a minute.

Haway the Brits

Your kid offered to sponsor you £3k if you did it, both agreed his money was safe,

Originally Posted by Manuel

Is it right that Greedy picked you up in a demo Merc the other week?
I heard you were driving along the road discussing the merits of it. You pointed out the merc emblem on the bonnet and asked what it was?
'That's my target' says Greedy
'when I see a cyclist, I line them up in it and bang!!!!!
Got em. Here's one now I'll show you'
You were getting closer and closer when all the sudden He swerves and misses followed by a huge crash.
'What the f*ck was that?' screamed greedy
'I could see you were going to miss so I got him with the door' you replied.

Can't believe I just typed all of that for a load of sebs and piss takes

I think he was the one who had all those cyclists kettled up in London last night. They were just doing their monthly 10.30 pm Fdriday night ride as normal.

[Linus]

Originally Posted by Manuel

Is it right that Greedy picked you up in a demo Merc the other week?
I heard you were driving along the road discussing the merits of it. You pointed out the merc emblem on the bonnet and asked what it was?
'That's my target' says Greedy
'when I see a cyclist, I line them up in it and bang!!!!!
Got em. Here's one now I'll show you'
You were getting closer and closer when all the sudden He swerves and misses followed by a huge crash.
'What the f*ck was that?' screamed greedy
'I could see you were going to miss so I got him with the door' you replied.

Can't believe I just typed all of that for a load of sebs and piss takes

Greedy hasn't passed his driving test iirc.

[spitfire]

Originally Posted by Linus

Greedy hasn't passed his driving test iirc.

He's back by the way. He has made a nice little cameo appearance on the Olympic thread last night