Divorce

[Get Carter]

Originally Posted by Ena Sharples

What if the Judge is a scummer ?

He'll have read this thread...

[Ena Sharples]

Originally Posted by Get Carter

He'll have read this thread...

Doubt it half the fuckers cannot read

[socrates]

Originally Posted by Ena Sharples

I cannot sorry, last time I did 4 people commited suicide, been told never to do it again
But she is the dabs of

if you've had enough she can come and be loved by me.

Will you send a couple of decent rods and reels as well cos i might have to start doing a lot more fishing,

[Ena Sharples]

Originally Posted by socrates

if you've had enough she can come and be loved by me.

Will you send a couple of decent rods and reels as well cos i might have to start doing a lot more fishing,

Why do you think I spend all my spare time on the river man !

[Tex]

So why'd you marry her in the first place?
Didn't you see these signs or did you rush into it on the promise of regular shags that you weren't getting as a single man (oldest trick in the book).

[Ena Sharples]

Originally Posted by Tex

So why'd you marry her in the first place?
Didn't you see these signs or did you rush into it on the promise of regular shags that you weren't getting as a single man (oldest trick in the book).

She had the biggest tits

[mackem in milan]

Originally Posted by Ena Sharples

What if the Judge is a scummer ?

You could lie or just not mention it.

[Joe Fabulous]

Originally Posted by Ena Sharples

She had the biggest tits

Probably hinging down to her knicker tops now are they?

[Ena Sharples]

Originally Posted by Joe Fabulous

Probably hinging down to her knicker tops now are they?

Still mighty and perky and I can see what your after

[socrates]

Originally Posted by Ena Sharples

Still mighty and perky and I can see what your after

theyre not like.

more like Spaniels ears.