Another Super Moon tonight

lordy · 5th May 2012, 01:35 PM

Expect a major earthquake or other natural disaster in the next couple of days, I wont be going out tonight

MarcoGoalo · 5th May 2012, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by lordy

Expect a major earthquake or other natural disaster in the next couple of days, I wont be going out tonight

Think the best time to view it is 4:35am Sunday morning as that is when it'll be at it's brightest.

chinamackem · 5th May 2012, 01:43 PM

It looks canny over here right now - just been telling the next door ladyboy about it- but it's more feckin interested in manicuring its feckin toenails!!! Ignorant fecking bigfooted, larynxed fecker.

MarcoGoalo · 5th May 2012, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by chinamackem

It looks canny over here right now - just been telling the next door ladyboy about it- but it's more feckin interested in manicuring its feckin toenails!!! Ignorant fecking bigfooted, larynxed fecker.

Teed · 5th May 2012, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by chinamackem

It looks canny over here right now - just been telling the next door ladyboy about it- but it's more feckin interested in manicuring its feckin toenails!!! Ignorant fecking bigfooted, larynxed fecker.

How China lad, you alreet marra?

Joe Fabulous · 5th May 2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by chinamackem

It looks canny over here right now - just been telling the next door ladyboy about it- but it's more feckin interested in manicuring its feckin toenails!!! Ignorant fecking bigfooted, larynxed fecker.

Thats woman for you eh?

chinamackem · 5th May 2012, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Teed

How China lad, you alreet marra?

Smash'n young'n, hows yasell?

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Originally Posted by Joe Fabulous

Thats woman for you eh?

That's right Joe, I was just out taking this snap of the moon lastnight

Suddenly I hear "What you do?" from next door.
I knew it was the ladyboy and just answered 'Taking a photograph'
'That the moon' it said.
So I thought I'd blind it with science an that - 'Yes but it circulates our planet following an eliptical path and soon it'll be at the closest point. It's currently about 220,000 miles away from here, which is about 15,300 miles closer usual. Some astronomers think that only a small number of people will actually notice this 'supermoon' and that maybe only 7% will actually show an interest. They do however warn that because tides are caused by the moons influence there'll be surprisingly high flash tides and that people living in coastal, flat areas like Blackpool and the East Anglian coastal towns, should take special precautions by wearing wellington boots tomorrow night when they go out into town. May the fifth be with you".
No feckin glimmer of interest was shown. Felt like going round the back garden, gett'n me best fight'n cock out of its cage and beat'n it round the head with it.

Teed · 5th May 2012, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by chinamackem

Smash'n young'n, hows yasell?

That's right Joe, I was just out taking this snap of the moon lastnight

Suddenly I hear "What you do?" from next door.
I knew it was the ladyboy and just answered 'Taking a photograph'
'That the moon' it said.
So I thought I'd blind it with science an that - 'Yes but it circulates our planet following an eliptical path and soon it'll be at the closest point. It's currently about 220,000 miles away from here, which is about 15,300 miles closer usual. Some astronomers think that only a small number of people will actually notice this 'supermoon' and that maybe only 7% will actually show an interest. They do however warn that because tides are caused by the moons influence there'll be surprisingly high flash tides and that people living in coastal, flat areas like Blackpool and the East Anglian coastal towns, should take special precautions by wearing wellington boots tomorrow night when they go out into town. May the fifth be with you".
No feckin glimmer of interest was shown. Felt like going round the back garden, gett'n me best fight'n cock out of its cage and beat'n it round the head with it.

Fine mate! I'm sensing a touch of animosity towards your neighbour marra
you need to be careful mate, yinar what ya blood pressures like...

The Legendary Tongue · 5th May 2012, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by chinamackem

It looks canny over here right now - just been telling the next door ladyboy about it- but it's more feckin interested in manicuring its feckin toenails!!! Ignorant fecking bigfooted, larynxed fecker.

Dry bum the nail cutting porvort.