Originally Posted by Teed
How China lad, you alreet marra?
Smash'n young'n, hows yasell?
Originally Posted by Joe Fabulous
Thats woman for you eh?
That's right Joe, I was just out taking this snap of the moon lastnight
Suddenly I hear "What you do?" from next door.
I knew it was the ladyboy and just answered 'Taking a photograph'
'That the moon' it said.
So I thought I'd blind it with science an that - 'Yes but it circulates our planet following an eliptical path and soon it'll be at the closest point. It's currently about 220,000 miles away from here, which is about 15,300 miles closer usual. Some astronomers think that only a small number of people will actually notice this 'supermoon' and that maybe only 7% will actually show an interest. They do however warn that because tides are caused by the moons influence there'll be surprisingly high flash tides and that people living in coastal, flat areas like Blackpool and the East Anglian coastal towns, should take special precautions by wearing wellington boots tomorrow night when they go out into town. May the fifth be with you".
No feckin glimmer of interest was shown. Felt like going round the back garden, gett'n me best fight'n cock out of its cage and beat'n it round the head with it.