Originally Posted by Wearsider93
Me dar got pulled when i was about 7 cause i werent wearing a seatbelt in the back, he told the copper hed put my seatbelt on and i must of took it off during the journey. to which i then exclaimed no you didn't. after the words "could you please step out the car" my dads face was priceless
Got stopped by a twat of a copper back in the late 80's next to Gilly Law. He was nasty as owt to me and firing loads of questions hostil as fuck. When he looked in my boot and saw my tools said 'Ahh a hammer, great for smashing the windows of the Ski Centre eh'.
The he looked in the front of my car and saw a chess set sticking out of my bag and said 'Is that a chess set son?, to which I replied, 'Aye'. He looked me in the eyes and said 'Are you a clever twat then?' I replied, 'Aye, I like to think so'. Then all of a sudden his attitude change and he became nice as pie and said 'No problem then son, get on your way and have a nice evening'.
WTF I thought