Got pulled tonight by the Police

[Vagrant]

Originally Posted by Wearsider93

Me dar got pulled when i was about 7 cause i werent wearing a seatbelt in the back, he told the copper hed put my seatbelt on and i must of took it off during the journey. to which i then exclaimed no you didn't. after the words "could you please step out the car" my dads face was priceless

Grass

[Cockney Mackem]

Originally Posted by longtimelurker

Yep. Easy target when finishing work at 1/2 in the morning and committing the crime of driving a non-standard car.

Was this you?

[John Steed]

Originally Posted by Cockney Mackem

Was this you?

[longtimelurker]

Originally Posted by John Steed

[ajthemackem]

I got picked up at the Barnes roundabout for drunkenly nicking a cone.

Actually, it was three massive cones and a wheelie bin to transport them in.

[bonsai]

Got pulled over about 14 years back at half two in the morning after coming out of a nightclub whilst on E, was absolutely shitting myself but the copper only wanted to tell me my exhaust was coming off.

[The Best Is To Come]

Originally Posted by bonsai

Got pulled over about 14 years back at half two in the morning after coming out of a nightclub whilst on E, was absolutely shitting myself but the copper only wanted to tell me my exhaust was coming off.

[itscoldinhere]

Bashed my car into the railings (mk2 escort) many moons ago down the waters edge at south shields and the coppers were parked up the entrance at the top checking everyone's tax discs and when I got to them they were in hysterics saying ha you've knacked yr car ...my light were smashed and the front end hanging off.

[Lonz]

Got pulled over doing 70 at 3am through some roadworks on the Western Bypass over the winter. No one doing any work.

They were well within their rights to send me court but just gave me a bollocking and said be careful in the conditions.

Clearly, not all coppers are tossers.

[tunstall birdman]

Originally Posted by Wearsider93

Me dar got pulled when i was about 7 cause i werent wearing a seatbelt in the back, he told the copper hed put my seatbelt on and i must of took it off during the journey. to which i then exclaimed no you didn't. after the words "could you please step out the car" my dads face was priceless

Got stopped by a twat of a copper back in the late 80's next to Gilly Law. He was nasty as owt to me and firing loads of questions hostil as fuck. When he looked in my boot and saw my tools said 'Ahh a hammer, great for smashing the windows of the Ski Centre eh'.
The he looked in the front of my car and saw a chess set sticking out of my bag and said 'Is that a chess set son?, to which I replied, 'Aye'. He looked me in the eyes and said 'Are you a clever twat then?' I replied, 'Aye, I like to think so'. Then all of a sudden his attitude change and he became nice as pie and said 'No problem then son, get on your way and have a nice evening'.
WTF I thought