Stalker Thread

[CraigyLee]

Originally Posted by tunstall birdman

Lady garden is a sweet way to put it

you're a right slimy fucker

[watsonuk1]

Originally Posted by beautysloth

You're the one who said flange! What's wrong with vag or gash? You're the disgusting one.

i like clunge

[ChrisAshley]

Originally Posted by tunstall birdman

To all the SMB lasses that have not posted pics there is still time to feast the big brown romantic eyes of myself, if you want the outstanding beauty of the female form to recieve true recognition of your heavenly flesh.

I know not much about women but you would have stood a better chance if you just said 'hew Smb lasses get your tits out!'

Just some tips for you.

[sanddancers]

Originally Posted by TEF Lasso

Another photo. More natural this time:

You familiar with the song dirty talk By Wynter Gordon? Springs to mind when I saw this pic.

[tunstall birdman]

Originally Posted by beautysloth

Nah, women don't have bushes nowadays and that's what it makes you think of! Got a mate who says ham sandwich. Needless to say he gets most of the sex he has from his hand.

They don't?

[beautysloth]

Originally Posted by tunstall birdman

They don't?

Go buy Cosmopolitan. It explains all.

[CraigyLee]

Originally Posted by beautysloth

22, Sunderland, Houghton, no sprogs right this second, Lucy and

You bunch of fucking pussys.

[watsonuk1]

Originally Posted by beautysloth

Go buy Cosmopolitan. It explains all.

does it have football and stuff in it?

[tunstall birdman]

Originally Posted by ChrisAshley

I know not much about women but you would have stood a better chance if you just said 'hew Smb lasses get your tits out!'

Just some tips for you.

Have they lost all sense of romance nowadays?

[Lurchio]

Originally Posted by watsonuk1

does it have football and stuff in it?

Heh formation of the week