An open letter Manager M O Neill
Mr O' Neill may I make a suggestion that you need not win every game we play. Over the last several games when the lads have scored, I have found myself leaping up and down and dancing around hugging everybody in sight like a demented halfwit, resulting in the people all around me sticking the lips on me., I would'nt mind if I was in the Hylton Castle Club surrounded by my mates, but at the minute I am working as a missionary at a Leper Colony in the Congo. But may I say, on the upside I have broken out in a beautiful Red & White rash. Thanking You,,,,,,,, Father Brian O' Tuna
if its got black & white stripes, it must be stuck to your shoe!