kim il jong super star golfer

[Z Cars]

Kim shoots a 38 under par, complete with 11 holes-in-one, his first time golfing. You may not know this, but, according to the state-run North Korean media, Kim Jong-Il is the best golfer in history.

Back in 1994, North Korea's first golf course was opened in Pyongyang, and Kim decided to play it. He'd never golfed before, but wow, was he a natural.

In his first-ever round of golf, he shot a world-record 38 under par... including another world record 11 holes-in-one! And even though all 17 of his bodyguards were eyewitnesses and swear they saw that go down, for some reason, the round-eye devils at "Guinness" fail to recognize either record.

After that round, the media tells us, Kim decided to retire from golf forever, lest he ruin it for us mortals

[Barnacle Boy]

Golf is a piece of piss tbf

[Chappers]

Originally Posted by Z Cars

Kim shoots a 38 under par, complete with 11 holes-in-one, his first time golfing. You may not know this, but, according to the state-run North Korean media, Kim Jong-Il is the best golfer in history.

Back in 1994, North Korea's first golf course was opened in Pyongyang, and Kim decided to play it. He'd never golfed before, but wow, was he a natural.

In his first-ever round of golf, he shot a world-record 38 under par... including another world record 11 holes-in-one! And even though all 17 of his bodyguards were eyewitnesses and swear they saw that go down, for some reason, the round-eye devils at "Guinness" fail to recognize either record.

After that round, the media tells us, Kim decided to retire from golf forever, lest he ruin it for us mortals

Fucking Guinness book of records, should be bloody ashamed.

[AlpineExile]

Meanwhile, back in the real world, shares in a South Korean manufacturer of instant noodles rose 12% on the news of his death.

[Sneech]

Originally Posted by Barnacle Boy

Golf is a piece of piss tbf

It's for knackers who were / are shite at football.

[Pell]

he was also a great disk jockey but he fell in love with an insect slut and she ruined his career
superstar dj, earwig ho !

[AlpineExile]

Kim Jong-il death: 'Nature mourns' N Korea leader

Some good ones in there.

[Jon Snow]

http://kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.com/

[Epping]

well have you got any evidence that he didn't do it...

[Ironhide]

The only person to score a higher round was his Dad. Or so North Korea says.