Ins:
Orange
Rubber plants
Printing your own passport photos
Appearing from nowhere
Dressing at Greenwoods
Being 'quite into soup'
Always getting your own way
Talking in a foreign accent
Using Siri on your iPhone 4S
£50 pizzas
Oi Polloi
Deriding flossy-clad imbecilic twentysomethings
Watching Ski Sunday
Looking like a trainspotter
Being on the 'telly'
Posh birds
Standing on chairs in pubs saying 'I see no ships'
Avoiding people
Accessories
Fish
Bowling round Sainsbury's on your Segway
Outs:
Having a foppish effeminate sway
Wearing summer clothes in November
Giggling
Full English breakfasts
Short hair
Walking like a bizzie
Saying 'Mind you'
Dogs with suntans
Tattoos (again)
Introducing weirdos
Being loud
Tracksuit bottoms
Tucking trousers into boots like one of fucking JLS
Doing moonwalks when pissed
Being tempted by takeaways
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What can I say, I'm heading for the door.
I'm quite into soup, have a foreign accent, and avoid people. However, I have short hair, wear tracksuit bottoms around the house, and am quite tempted by takeaways. Score draw for me
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Ins:
Orange
Rubber plants
Printing your own passport photos
Appearing from nowhere
Dressing at Greenwoods
Being 'quite into soup'
Always getting your own way
Talking in a foreign accent
Using Siri on your iPhone 4S £50 pizzas
Oi Polloi
Deriding flossy-clad imbecilic twentysomethings
Watching Ski Sunday
Looking like a trainspotter
Being on the 'telly'
Posh birds
Standing on chairs in pubs saying 'I see no ships'
Avoiding people
Accessories
Fish
Bowling round Sainsbury's on your Segway
Outs:
Having a foppish effeminate sway
Wearing summer clothes in November
Giggling
Full English breakfasts
Short hair
Walking like a bizzie
Saying 'Mind you'
Dogs with suntans
Tattoos (again)
Introducing weirdos
Being loud
Tracksuit bottoms
Tucking trousers into boots like one of fucking JLS
Doing moonwalks when pissed
Being tempted by takeaways
Bugger
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I asked my Mam who my Dad was and she said "some soldiers"....