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    Old 27th October 2011, 10:03 AM   #1
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    A man charged with having sex with a donkey has claimed that the creature was a human prostitute who later turned into an animal.

    Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township in Zvishavane, Zimbabwe made the claim when appearing in court on Monday, New Zimbabwe reports.

    Moyo told magistrate Mildred Matuv: "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested.

    "I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

    Moyo had been spotted performing a sex act on a donkey tied by its neck to a tree at 4am on Sunday morning during a routine patrol by officers.

    He was remanded in custody until October 27 and ordered to be examined by two government-employed psychiatrists.


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    Old 27th October 2011, 10:04 AM   #2
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    Amazing to think how people can even question how diseases jump species
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    Old 27th October 2011, 10:04 AM   #3
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    I've woken up with a few whales who were stunners the night before


    This shit happens
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    Old 27th October 2011, 10:05 AM   #4
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    I've woken up with a few whales who were stunners the night before


    This shit happens
    this
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    Old 27th October 2011, 10:06 AM   #5
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    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news...to-donkey.html


    A man charged with having sex with a donkey has claimed that the creature was a human prostitute who later turned into an animal.

    Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township in Zvishavane, Zimbabwe made the claim when appearing in court on Monday, New Zimbabwe reports.

    Moyo told magistrate Mildred Matuv: "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested.

    "I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

    Moyo had been spotted performing a sex act on a donkey tied by its neck to a tree at 4am on Sunday morning during a routine patrol by officers.

    He was remanded in custody until October 27 and ordered to be examined by two government-employed psychiatrists.


    dirty dirty dirty bastard
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    Old 27th October 2011, 10:07 AM   #6
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    I hate it when that happens
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    Old 27th October 2011, 10:08 AM   #7
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    Poor ass.
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    Old 27th October 2011, 10:09 AM   #8
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    Love the pic
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    Old 27th October 2011, 10:10 AM   #9
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    ee-aw`t to have known hed get copped
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    Old 27th October 2011, 10:11 AM   #10
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    dirty dirty dirty bastard
    its quite amazing.

    so even if he's telling the truth, he tied a prostitute to a tree by teh head before bucking her in public.
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