Originally Posted by archiesdad
the mrs (no) has got me on some low carb diet bollocks. Started on Sat and ive not had a shit since sunday morning!! Don't feel bloated or owt in fact just the opposite but should i be getting the drain rods out yet? I;m normally a 2 per day man.
No, but you should be cooking your own meals instead, you lazy bastard.
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