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16th September 2011, 04:22 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: watching over the shores of the realm
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Women using cash points
Why the fuck do they take so long??? All they have to do is put a card in, push a few buttons, take a card out, get their cash.
How the fuck do they turn it into a marathon event?
We should go back to the days when the only dosh they got was what their husbands gave them.
Useless fuckers 
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16th September 2011, 04:31 PM
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Midfield
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sunderland
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Re: Women using cash points
Personally I hate those fuckers that go with multiple cards and get a mini statement first before fucking around getting £10 from each card.
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16th September 2011, 04:32 PM
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Winger
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: An Al-Qaeda stronghold
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Re: Women using cash points
I know what you mean, but it's not just women - though it mainly is. Another personal favourite is the punter that tries half a dozen fucking cards then walks away empty handed.
While we are ranting, how about cashpoints joining the 21st century? A £200 maximum withdrawal was fine when that was a decent weeks pay, but it gets you fucking nowhere now.
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Originally Posted by the_cyclops
Personally I hate those fuckers that go with multiple cards and get a mini statement first before fucking around getting £10 from each card.
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Aye, that.
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16th September 2011, 04:33 PM
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Winger
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South Shields
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Re: Women using cash points
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Originally Posted by the_cyclops
Personally I hate those fuckers that go with multiple cards and get a mini statement first before fucking around getting £10 from each card.
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Couldn't agree more. Fucks me off, do people not have internet banking to check their balances these days? Why have multiple accounts with fuck all in, if you've got nowt, have one fucking account with nowt in 
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16th September 2011, 04:33 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: watching over the shores of the realm
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Re: Women using cash points
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Originally Posted by ouro
I know what you mean, but it's not just women - though it mainly is. Another personal favourite is the punter that tries half a dozen fucking cards then walks away empty handed.
While we are ranting, how about cashpoints joining the 21st century? A £200 maximum withdrawal was fine when that was a decent weeks pay, but it gets you fucking nowhere now.
Aye, that.
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To be fair though you only really need cash for beer. That argument doesn't hold up.
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16th September 2011, 04:35 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Rehab
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Re: Women using cash points
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Originally Posted by the_cyclops
Personally I hate those fuckers that go with multiple cards and get a mini statement first before fucking around getting £10 from each card.
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Agreed. Or couples that go and look at each of their cards, and more.
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16th September 2011, 04:41 PM
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Winger
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: South Stand
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Re: Women using cash points
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Originally Posted by hiroftm
Couldn't agree more. Fucks me off, do people not have internet banking to check their balances these days? Why have multiple accounts with fuck all in, if you've got nowt, have one fucking account with nowt in 
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Also -"I'll just wait patiently in this queue for the cash machine ...oh I'm next... oh it's my turn!... hmmm where's my card...I'll just check my handbag... find the purse ...here it is.... what's my number again?...*chuckle* ...mini statement.... how much have I got? ....<insufficient funds> ....I'll just get a tenner...oh well off I go..."

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16th September 2011, 04:48 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: i forget things
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Re: Women using cash points
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Originally Posted by spitfire
Why the fuck do they take so long??? All they have to do is put a card in, push a few buttons, take a card out, get their cash.
How the fuck do they turn it into a marathon event?
We should go back to the days when the only dosh they got was what their husbands gave them.
Useless fuckers 
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this.
they've got to put their cards and cash in their purse, themn in their bags and start reading their statement before walking away.
theyre worse at supermaket checkout wearing shoulder bags and emptying a trolley. the bag slips round the shoulder with every item coming out the trolley. take it of ffs. are the cards ready. no. into the bag for purse, out with purse, out with cards, pay, back into purse, purse back in bag. all without moving away from till. 
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16th September 2011, 04:49 PM
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Winger
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South Shields
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Re: Women using cash points
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Originally Posted by socrates
this.
they've got to put their cards and cash in their purse, themn in their bags and start reading their statement before walking away.
theyre worse at supermaket checkout wearing shoulder bags and emptying a trolley. the bag slips round the shoulder with every item coming out the trolley. take it of ffs. are the cards ready. no. into the bag for purse, out with purse, out with cards, pay, back into purse, purse back in bag. all without moving away from till. 
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Multi-taskers my arse 
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16th September 2011, 04:50 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Jesmond
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Re: Women using cash points
I think you lot go to different cash machines.
or possibly just like to twist about everything  
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