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    Old 25th August 2011, 12:19 AM   #1
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    I walked into my Mam's drive tonight and nearly shit my pants when there stood right in front of me was a fucking ferret, instead of backing off it came straight towards me.... I took a few strides back then the fucker ran to the front door before scooting off into the bushes.....
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    Old 25th August 2011, 12:20 AM   #2
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    I walked into my Mam's drive tonight and nearly shit my pants when there stood right in front of me was a fucking ferret, instead of backing off it came straight towards me.... I took a few strides back then the fucker ran to the front door before scooting off into the bushes.....
    You are meant to let it up your trousers,














    aren't you?
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    Old 25th August 2011, 12:24 AM   #3
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    You are meant to let it up your trousers,







    aren't you?
    That is what I was worried about!
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    Old 25th August 2011, 12:28 AM   #4
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    That is what I was worried about!
    If it had no teeth and claws it would feel like a warm mobile minge against your skin
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    Old 25th August 2011, 12:30 AM   #5
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    If it had no teeth and claws it would feel like a warm mobile minge against your skin:-)
    how would you know?
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    Old 25th August 2011, 12:31 AM   #6
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    If it had no teeth and claws it would feel like a warm mobile minge against your skin
    It has been a long time hasn't it TB!
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    Old 25th August 2011, 12:32 AM   #7
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    how would you know?
    Can you not remember telling me?
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    Old 25th August 2011, 12:32 AM   #8
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    that must have been terrifying mind P, imagine if it stood up on it's back legs and looked down at you in a menacing manner
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    Old 25th August 2011, 12:33 AM   #9
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    that must have been terrifying mind P, imagine if it stood up on it's back legs and looked down at you in a menacing manner
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    Old 25th August 2011, 12:34 AM   #10
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    The swans and ducks are going mental outside, I wonder if the cocky little bastard has attacked! .....do they attack swans and or ducks ?
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