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23rd August 2011, 04:03 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Peterlee
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Viz Top Tip
MIDDLE-CLASS PEOPLE. Convince plumbers that you’re “one of them” by calling them Mate and saying 'Fuck' every five minutes.
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23rd August 2011, 04:08 PM
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Full Back
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: on the turn........
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Re: Viz Top Tip
Hi mate,
Surely most plumbers are self-employed small businessmen, ie fucking middle class themselves? |
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23rd August 2011, 04:10 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Dec 2010
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Re: Viz Top Tip
Quote:
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It is the duty of righteous men to make war on all undeserved privilege |
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23rd August 2011, 04:22 PM
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Winger
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: South East Corner / Seaham
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Re: Viz Top Tip
BUS DRIVERS. Increase the number of people who believe you when you cite traffic as an excuse for your late arrival by not stopping halfway through a route to exchange a racist joke with a passing colleague.
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4 wins to stay up, 5 wins to get promoted and 6 wins to win the league ... then 1 hour for Dave to ruin it all. - Pacific |
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23rd August 2011, 04:38 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Peterlee
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Re: Viz Top Tip
Quote:
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The SMB SoccerManager.com league is still going strong, if you'd like to join, see the new starter thread: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=695077 |
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23rd August 2011, 05:02 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Just across from the Sally
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Don't waste money on expensive binoculars simply stand nearer the object you wish to view
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Did you ever wake up with those bullfrogs on your mind |
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23rd August 2011, 05:04 PM
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Winger
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: South Hetton
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Re: Viz Top Tip
Quote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7f3B1VCYM It'll be seb but it's worth it.
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Ha'way the Lads! |
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23rd August 2011, 05:05 PM
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Midfield
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Durham
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Re: Viz Top Tip
Girls. Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't,
because you cant and it just looks silly. Just throw it girlie under- arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt. |
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23rd August 2011, 05:28 PM
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Winger
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: South Stand
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Re: Viz Top Tip
Quote:
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"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine..." |
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23rd August 2011, 06:36 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South Shields
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Re: Viz Top Tip
The best one is
LIFE EXPECTANCY. Increase your life expectancy simply by expecting to live longer ! |
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