Sounds like Yates will go today

[Hetzkes Ballet Teacher]

Metroplod professional standards committee to make an announcement soon.

Haway Metroplodders.

[Hardyman's Yugo]

12.31pm: Another Guardian colleague tells me that he has heard from a source who is normally reliable that John Yates will resign later today. I'm sorry I can't tell you any more. This is not confirmation that he will definitely go, but - knowing a bit more about where this is coming from than I'm in a position to disclose - I'm taking it very seriously.

From Andrew Sparrow blog in The Guardian

[mini-x2]

Full of scratters anyway.
Never been the same since they stopped selling 'The Blob'.

[monkeytassle]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-201107184085/

again. mash gets it spot on.

[Hetzkes Ballet Teacher]

Originally Posted by monkeytassle

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-201107184085/

again. mash gets it spot on.

Meanwhile it has been confirmed that Ed Miliband has forgotten who he is and what he has been doing for the last 10 years.

As the unusual Labour leader continued to insist that News International was invented by the Conservative Party so they could kill you, insiders stressed he was either subconsciously blocking traumatic memories or that he genuinely believes he is getting away with this.

A Westminster source said: "Before he - for some reason - became a cabinet minister, Ed used to deputise for Gordon Brown at the end of Rupert Murdoch's cock.

"If Gordon was too busy actively destroying the country, Ed would be dispatched to join the queue of eager, wet-mouthed Labour politicians.

"Blair, Brown and Mandelson were known as 'Rupert's Tuesday Cock-Boys'. They had jackets.

"Ed would deputise for Brown and Andy Burnham would fill-in for Blair, while Mandelson didn't have a deputy as he always said there was no greater priority for a Minister of the Crown than Rupert Murdoch's gooey bell-end."