You'd have to twat him if he ever came near you like.
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When we were cheated I put aside 3 beers, drank one each when Coventry & Bristol went down and I'm saving the last for when Jimmy Hill dies. Bitter? No, lager actually.
He once tipped a very full ice bucket over very nearly me. He was amazingly quick at catching it otherwise I would have been very cold and very wet. He went totally over the top in apologising and his wife had to lead him away.
This has very little to do with his stand up and I've started watching C4+1 so it'll be about an hour before I can have an opinion on his current stuff.
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This is boring, I'm going for a Twix.
He once tipped a very full ice bucket over very nearly me. He was amazingly quick at catching it otherwise I would have been very cold and very wet. He went totally over the top in apologising and his wife had to lead him away.
This has very little to do with his stand up and I've started watching C4+1 so it'll be about an hour before I can have an opinion on his current stuff.
Sweating and moving, mainly.
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Titus Malachi Bramble (31/07/81 - 29/05/11; 29/05/11 - )