Which managed would you most like to see pop up on the Jeremy Kyle Show?

[Peegee]

Arsene Wenger doing a lie detector test.

"Mr Wenger you have to answer yes or no..."

AW: "but I didn't see it"

P.S. should have been manager!! :D

[The King of Um]

We allowed managers past and present?

In which case...

Mr Keegan, remember that you are wired up to this lie detector. Now, we are going to give 20 scenarios as to why a man sat in a parked car might be beaten up. Just say 'yes' or 'no'.

First question...

Or:

Mr Dowie, the results of the DNA test are in.

No match.

To any human. Ever.