Homemade Pornos

[Stevie Freestein II]

Anyone ever given this a bash? Fancy I might try my hand at one tonight, did one a year or so back but fucked up at the monkey shot stage. The end result was quite rancid.

[girojim]

monkey shot?

You sick pervert

[Flabb]

These threads aern't funny anymore.

[Stevie Freestein II]

Originally Posted by Flabb

These threads aern't funny anymore.

Neither are the replies!

[Guinness Guzzler]

Originally Posted by Stevie Freestein II

Anyone ever given this a bash? Fancy I might try my hand at one tonight, did one a year or so back but fucked up at the monkey shot stage. The end result was quite rancid.

is this your lass?

[Stevie Freestein II]

Originally Posted by Guinness Guzzler

is this your lass?

No mate it isn't, you don't need a monkey for a monkey shot!

[rockaway]

Someone in my school did it in about year 10, proper American Pie style... Then everyone in the school found out, had the police in, in the end the lass dropped the charges because she was up the duff with the lads young'un... Still together now i think, bless.

[Stevie Freestein II]

Originally Posted by rockaway

Someone in my school did it in about year 10, proper American Pie style... Then everyone in the school found out, had the police in, in the end the lass dropped the charges because she was up the duff with the lads young'un... Still together now i think, bless.

We need to linky to this from the 'Marriage' thread. Lovely to hear a happy ending although they sound like they must be Christians.

[garydon]

Originally Posted by Flabb

These threads aern't funny anymore.

Ahh, one of my favourite Smiths songs.

[Northern_Star]

What the fucks a monkey shot