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19th May 2011, 10:46 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Octopus's Garden
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Joke
Paddy and Mick were looking through the catalogue. Paddy says "Tek a look at all these gorgeous women! The price is reasonable too". Mick agrees. "Oim ordering one of them roight now" says Paddy. 3 weeks later Mick asks Paddy if his woman has arrived yet. "No" said Paddy. "But to be sure it won't be long now. Her clothes arrived yesterday". I'll get me coat. 
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19th May 2011, 10:49 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Did you make that up yourself?
Are you 16? If yes to both of the above: Well Done You :) |
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19th May 2011, 10:52 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Octopus's Garden
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Re: Joke
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19th May 2011, 10:52 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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shoulda posted this in the one liner thread mate
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19th May 2011, 10:55 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Belfast
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19th May 2011, 10:58 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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19th May 2011, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Inside of Mobile with those Memphis Blues again
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An Englishman, Welshman and a Pakistani man (stay with me on this) are in the Maternity Ward waiting room. Nurse comes through and says that there's been a problem, and the babies have got mixed up. She asks them to go through and see if they can sort it out.
The Englishman goes in first and returns with what is obviously, even to the most politically correct non-stereotyping eye, the Pakistani baby. The Pakistani man protests, naturally, but the Englishman says "Look mate, one of those kids in there is Welsh - and I'm not taking any chances".
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19th May 2011, 11:34 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: State of Panic
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I asked my Mam who my Dad was and she said "some soldiers".... |
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19th May 2011, 11:46 AM
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Striker
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In the forest - looking for pic-er-nic baskets
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Sky news report.......
The Irish have joined in the attack on Libya. They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand and one full of cement....... It was a mortar attack!!
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19th May 2011, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: A Sandwich
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