got this off the missus fir birthday: Untitled by emseab, on Flickr
makes ideal hotdogs
Just about every hot dog I've ever had in France as been served like that. Half a French stick hollowed out instead of sliced in half length-ways and the sausage hoyed in. Not so good for getting the ketchup in though. Still a canny present though.
go slit your throat with a breadknife. Flee bitten goat. Useless pile of sh!t your dad wasted good money on a meaningless one night stand and a joke like you showed up.