Greedy fucking bastard

genericus · 22nd April 2011, 08:15 PM

went downstairs to beat up my stepbrother after he kicked me in the bollocks earlier only to discover my Belgian chocolate and fudge easter egg which was on my shelf has been appropriated by my dog the fucking greedy bitch.

i hadnt even eaten any of it yet, just took it out the box to smell it and put it back in the fucking gissy.

7 bastard quid that cost me

Heeeed the Ball · 22nd April 2011, 08:16 PM

Rub yer balls instead..

Wilfy · 22nd April 2011, 08:17 PM

Unlucky.

Le Chuck · 22nd April 2011, 08:17 PM

chocolate is bad for dogs, so it may die.

Heeeed the Ball · 22nd April 2011, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Le Chuck

chocolate is bad for dogs, so it may die.

So might his knackers

Waxon · 22nd April 2011, 08:19 PM

Arnly good for a friday night mate, oh it is Friday

Deano_Pacino · 22nd April 2011, 08:21 PM

Tea-bag his drum kit, marra

genericus · 22nd April 2011, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Le Chuck

chocolate is bad for dogs, so it may die.

its got form...it nicks mars bars from the kitchen counter all the time...shes still alive and nearing 15 now the bitch....proper gutted its been a bad day, stuck in work on treble time, been kicked in the bollocks and minus an easter egg, we are doomed, ganna get beat the morra

Le Chuck · 22nd April 2011, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by genericus

its got form...it nicks mars bars from the kitchen counter all the time...shes still alive and nearing 15 now the bitch....proper gutted its been a bad day, stuck in work on treble time, been kicked in the bollocks and minus an easter egg, we are doomed, ganna get beat the morra

when we first got ours, it jumped up on the kichten bench to steal & ate an uncooked frozen pie, shreads of tin foil arl ower.

genericus · 22nd April 2011, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Le Chuck

when we first got ours, it jumped up on the kichten bench to steal & ate an uncooked frozen pie, shreads of tin foil arl ower.

i remember reading a story years ago that had me in bits.

A dog jumped onto a counter to steal a cake which had been left on the side as the family went out for a bit.

It knocked the gas ring on and set fire to a teatowel which in turn sent the whole kitchen...and house alight.

they fire brigade put the fire out and found the dog slumped in the bath seemingly dead from smoke inhalation.

they went to move onwards and the dog growled at them, apparently it had survived by breathing down the plughole of the bath to draw in oxygen from outside

fucking class dogs are like