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    Old 21st April 2011, 07:17 PM   #1
    mini-x2
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    Q: Who waves a blue and white scarf and sings
    with Miami Sound Machine?
    A: Gloria Leicesterfan.

    Bjorn Ulvaeus walked into a bar.
    He didn't audition, or anything.

    Last night Huddersfield police station was
    broken in to and all the SatNavs were stolen.
    A taskforce has been set up and is looking for Leeds.
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    Old 21st April 2011, 07:30 PM   #2
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    Well, I tittered. Not at the second one, mind.
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    Old 21st April 2011, 07:43 PM   #3
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    First one was ok Mini

    The rest was like being taken from behind..waits for jokes
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    Old 21st April 2011, 07:49 PM   #4
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    clearly been on MWN's facebook page
     
    Old 21st April 2011, 08:38 PM   #5
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    Has Pell hacked Mini's account?
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    Old 21st April 2011, 09:39 PM   #6
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    What did the chef say when he dropped his spoons on the floor?

    Four quenelle.
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    Old 21st April 2011, 09:47 PM   #7
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    Quote:
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    First one was ok Mini

    The rest was like being taken from behind..waits for jokes
    whats wrong with being taken from behinf are u a sexual bore missionary only type
     
    Old 22nd April 2011, 02:02 AM   #8
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    Quote:
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    Has Pell hacked Mini's account?
    Ooooooof! Harsh, that is, mind, Teed!
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