Q: Who waves a blue and white scarf and sings
with Miami Sound Machine?
A: Gloria Leicesterfan.
Bjorn Ulvaeus walked into a bar.
He didn't audition, or anything.
Last night Huddersfield police station was
broken in to and all the SatNavs were stolen.
A taskforce has been set up and is looking for Leeds.
What can I say, I'm heading for the door.