Apples latest trading results

[Boris Bear]

are incredible.


Samaritans are putting on extra shifts to cope with calls from Fandroids

[Dogbark]

Since their success is directly proportional to the amount of gullible twats around, their results should be pretty impressive TBH.

[Richie....]

Ohhhhhh an apple!

ipad? pointless, why not just buy a netbook at a 3rd of the cost?

androids better anyways...

[mini-x2]

Originally Posted by Dogbark

Since their success is directly proportional to the amount of gullible twats around, their results should be pretty impressive TBH.

Dogberk coaxing out of hiding by the Bear's bait.

[Boris Bear]

Originally Posted by Dogbark

Since their success is directly proportional to the amount of gullible twats around, their results should be pretty impressive TBH.

Dance for me little doggy

[weasel knees]

We'll need the smartphone market stats to make any sense of the Apple results. Selling twice as many iPhones in a static market = great. Selling twice as many when market has doubled = treading water. Selling twice as many when market has more than doubled = falling behind.

iPad isn't doing as well as expected. Perhaps that's because portable tablet computing is a shit idea and people are beginning to realise this.

[Boris Bear]

Originally Posted by weasel knees

We'll need the smartphone market stats to make any sense of the Apple results. Selling twice as many iPhones in a static market = great. Selling twice as many when market has doubled = treading water. Selling twice as many when market has more than doubled = falling behind.

iPad isn't doing as well as expected. Perhaps that's because portable tablet computing is a shit idea and people are beginning to realise this.

Yes it is.....better than expected.

and selling 8.8million phones in the last quarter = phenomenal

[weasel knees]

Originally Posted by Boris Bear

Yes it is.....better than expected.

and selling 18million phones in the last quarter = phenomenal

BBC says otherwise. I'm not going to delve any further though because I don't care.

Nokia sells 100 million phones a quarter.

[Hauser's-Helmet]

Originally Posted by Dogbark

Since their success is directly proportional to the amount of gullible twats around, their results should be pretty impressive TBH.

Hi DogBerk, long time no see.

[Boris Bear]

Originally Posted by weasel knees

BBC says otherwise. I'm not going to delve any further though because I don't care.

Nokia sell 100 million phones a quarter.

Typo - see the edit.....still a record sale


And for the record Nokia is in the shit because they sell low quality low margin