Anybody had a visit

[Joe Fabulous]

from the census police yet?

[mini-x2]

Originally Posted by Joe Fabulous

from the census police yet?

No. Have you?

[Joe Fabulous]

Originally Posted by mini-x2

No. Have you?

They would need webbed feet or a fucking helo to visit me Bonnie Lad!!

[Wilfy]

Had 2 before I filled mine in online.

[chillicon]

Surely the answer to them is, it must have got lost in the post.

[mini-x2]

Originally Posted by Joe Fabulous

They would need webbed feet or a fucking helo to visit me Bonnie Lad!!

Right.
Thought you might have returned or summit asking that.

[AshbrookeLad]

Originally Posted by Joe Fabulous

from the census police yet?

Twice,even though I sent it back 3 weeks ago,if they turn up again they will be getting a rusty fork stuck in their eyeball.

[socrates]

Originally Posted by Wilfy

Had 2 before I filled mine in online.

cos you're a pikey.

[Bagpuss]

Came round the other day.....

Census cop: "Hi, our records show that you havnt filled in the 2011 Census yet"

Me: "Yep"

Census cop: "Well my job is remind all the people who havnt filled it in that it is still outstanding and see if I can offer any assistance"

Me: "Judging by the amount of sheets you have on that clipboard there is little chance you are going to be made redundant as part of the government cuts"

Census cop: "Ha ha, I know, there are hundreds who havnt filled it in. Are you gonna fill yours in?"

Me: "We'll see"

Census cop: "Well try and get it in asap otherwise you will get another follow up visit"

Me: "Ok"

Dont mean to be funny but if he is gonna have to go through all them sheets before he visits me again I will be lucky to see him before the 2021 census is due

[Daz...]

Originally Posted by Bagpuss

Came round the other day.....

Census cop: "Hi, our records show that you havnt filled in the 2011 Census yet"

Me: "Yep"

Census cop: "Well my job is remind all the people who havnt filled it in that it is still outstanding and see if I can offer any assistance"

Me: "Judging by the amount of sheets you have on that clipboard there is little chance you are going to be made redundant as part of the government cuts"

Census cop: "Ha ha, I know, there are hundreds who havnt filled it in. Are you gonna fill yours in?"

Me: "We'll see"

Census cop: "Well try and get it in asap otherwise you will get another follow up visit"

Me: "Ok"

Dont mean to be funny but if he is gonna have to go through all them sheets before he visits me again I will be lucky to see him before the 2021 census is due

Just fill it in