People around you at the game now/before

[ChrisHunt]

Do you have any nicknames for them or anybody who has certain features?

Right now I sit next to my brother, my dad and his mates, we've got a few around us who are, without fail, the same every week.

Angry Ginger Bloke - Turns up really intense like, shakes all our hands vigourously, sits down and screams in fury at every mistake before standing up and storming out somewhere in the 80+ minute mark, regardless of the score.

Mr Negative - Bloke behind us who enjoys having a boo boy that much that he changes every week. We do not own a single player that he has not described as 'shite' During half time the lack of negativity begins to bother him and he complains about the pie/chips/burger he has gotten, which is 'as shite as the bloody team.' Despite his obvious distate for everything, he returns every week... with food.

The wannabe commentator - Waltzes in with his sheepskin on, and hunches forward all game with his radio on. Despite the fact I often check other scores on my phone and inform those around us in a simple 'Man U winning 1-0' he feels that this is not enough and proceeds to give me an in depth analysis of the game featuring both possession stats and shots on target. He then goes on to discuss what the result would mean for either team.

Last Season we had 'The Pisshead' A lad who was 17 years old but looked mid thirties easily. Not even joking. He was massive. About six foot twenty nine and a good two metres wide. He looked like an angry barrel. He used to come in, mortal, every game. This culminated in him vomitting onto the bald head of my dad's mate Dicky. We never saw him again.

I remember when I was little there was a man behind us who had a face like Michael Myers, the killer not Austin Powers, we called him No-Face. He was a fucking terrifying man. Whenever you would look over to him he seemed to be looking at you. I remember looking over to him when we scored because me and my cousin were curious and wanted to see him animated rather than silent and terrifying, he was just sat there, still... looking at us

Who do you have, or who can you remember?

[tommysparkles]

Originally Posted by ChrisHunt

I remember when I was little there was a man behind us who had a face like Michael Myers, the killer not Austin Powers, we called him No-Face. He was a fucking terrifying man. Whenever you would look over to him he seemed to be looking at you. I remember looking over to him when we scored because me and my cousin were curious and wanted to see him animated rather than silent and terrifying, he was just sat there, still... looking at us

Talk about me ever again and I will rip your fucking tongue out.

[Raich Carter]

Fella in front of me - wheres a celtic top, quality lad.

Woman behind me - Screams like mad, quality and quite funny.

Old fella to me left - Always shakes my hand when we score, nice man, talk to him sometime, haven't seen him much recently like..

Man behind me - comes with his sons/wife, quality craic and a top man.

I like where I sit

[oddjobbob51]

I sit close to a -MR Bitemark out of his cheek and MR Slash face. and i sit in the quiet east stand

[ChrisHunt]

Originally Posted by tommysparkles

Talk about me ever again and I will rip your fucking tongue out.

Alreet no-face! Long time no....face

I know it sounds daft but we really thought he was some sort of evil being. He was so silent and creepy, like a cross between The Gentlemen from Buffy* and the old bloke who cleaned the streets in Home Alone.



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[Pirate Jet]

The Scots - They're Scottish and good craic actually

Crazy Smackhead - He sits in front of me and is missing a few teeth and looks a bit rrough. Very Angry.

The Bloke I Hug When We Score - Sits next to me, when we score me and him go mental and embrace eachother.

[Treacle]

Chip Boy - A lad who would go, about 5 minutes before half-time, EVERY game, to get chips and come back and stuff his face with them.

Herman Munster - A lad with an unfeasibly large, rectangular head. Didn't speak to him in 3 years of having a season ticket next to him!

[Teed]

Originally Posted by ChrisHunt

Do you have any nicknames for them or anybody who has certain features?

Right now I sit next to my brother, my dad and his mates, we've got a few around us who are, without fail, the same every week.

Angry Ginger Bloke - Turns up really intense like, shakes all our hands vigourously, sits down and screams in fury at every mistake before standing up and storming out somewhere in the 80+ minute mark, regardless of the score.

Mr Negative - Bloke behind us who enjoys having a boo boy that much that he changes every week. We do not own a single player that he has not described as 'shite' During half time the lack of negativity begins to bother him and he complains about the pie/chips/burger he has gotten, which is 'as shite as the bloody team.' Despite his obvious distate for everything, he returns every week... with food.

The wannabe commentator - Waltzes in with his sheepskin on, and hunches forward all game with his radio on. Despite the fact I often check other scores on my phone and inform those around us in a simple 'Man U winning 1-0' he feels that this is not enough and proceeds to give me an in depth analysis of the game featuring both possession stats and shots on target. He then goes on to discuss what the result would mean for either team.

Last Season we had 'The Pisshead' A lad who was 17 years old but looked mid thirties easily. Not even joking. He was massive. About six foot twenty nine and a good two metres wide. He looked like an angry barrel. He used to come in, mortal, every game. This culminated in him vomitting onto the bald head of my dad's mate Dicky. We never saw him again.

I remember when I was little there was a man behind us who had a face like Michael Myers, the killer not Austin Powers, we called him No-Face. He was a fucking terrifying man. Whenever you would look over to him he seemed to be looking at you. I remember looking over to him when we scored because me and my cousin were curious and wanted to see him animated rather than silent and terrifying, he was just sat there, still... looking at us

Who do you have, or who can you remember?

You should take up bird watching! you would enjoy the solitude!

[Soz Marra]

There's a lad who sits a few rows down who looks identical to Peter Kay's Max character from Pheonix Nights Some day, i'll build up the courage to say to him "Get back ya bastard, or i'll break ya legs". Some day...

There's also this really weird little kid who sits in my row who must go for about 10 pisses a half, and each time he walks back up the wrong stairs, all the way across the row on the opposite side of the steps, and then stands next to my mate staring. Not even saying "excuse me". He just looks at the side of his head, hoping to catch his attention so he can get past

[Ronnie Corbett]

Some most only get about 30 minutes of a match. Arrive late, up early for half time, back late maybe a cheeky piss in there for good measure!