Alan Johnson

[The King of Um]

Originally Posted by luvulongtime

family reasons is code for realised i'm out of my depth.. a lorik cana in other words

Not saying it's the case with Johnson, but 'family reasons' and 'personal reasons' often are code for 'apparently I'm going to be appearing in the News of the World this Sunday doing a line of coke out of my ladyboy lover's arse crack while dressed like an adult baby' or 'I've been doing one of my civil servants and now my wife's found out and told me it's either my red box, or my kids.' Or maybe 'they found me curled up in a ball, shaking and talking about the shadows in the corner pointing at me, always pointing at me, and now the nice man says I have to rest'.

[hutch]

Originally Posted by jonnie_makem

Resigned

He was a great partner for Mickey Gray down the left, but dint do much after he left us!!!

[rowley2]

Personal reasons. The oldest of old chestnuts.

He has obviously resigned because he is not even close to being up to the job. However, why that should concern him I can't imagine, as he is shadowing a chancellor who appears equally clueless, and is only in the job ahead of far superior men, ( Michael Fallon, John Redwood and Phillip Hammond to name three) because of his long time association with Dave, "I'll sell you down the river as well" Cameron.

May the vilest pox descend on all their subsidised houses.

[zwartekat]

Originally Posted by bongo

Well there's going to be AV, and the bold bit.
If you don't know why then you're dafter than i thought.

Sorry, even though I don't agree with you much I do think you have a good understanding of politics. Again, sorry for being thick but can you elucidate?

[minkey]

Sounds like the personal reasons might actually be right from whats going round.

[philm]

After the day he's had he's probably having a quiet night in, watching The Bodyguard.

[Basil Boli]

His police protection officer was bucking his wife apparently

[Wilfy]

Originally Posted by Basil Boli

His police protection officer was bucking his wife apparently

Eye just got the tweet from Sky News.

[gards2]

Originally Posted by jonnie_makem

Resigned

and?

[Son of Rex]

Originally Posted by The King of Um

Not saying it's the case with Johnson, but 'family reasons' and 'personal reasons' often are code for 'apparently I'm going to be appearing in the News of the World this Sunday doing a line of coke out of my ladyboy lover's arse crack while dressed like an adult baby' or 'I've been doing one of my civil servants and now my wife's found out and told me it's either my red box, or my kids.' Or maybe 'they found me curled up in a ball, shaking and talking about the shadows in the corner pointing at me, always pointing at me, and now the nice man says I have to rest'.