I threw my Advent calendar away

[bramble is god]

Once I opened door number 15 I threw it away, once anything gets past 15 I lose interest.

Badum tish

[peterleeyacker]

Originally Posted by bramble is god

Once I opened door number 15 I threw it away, once anything gets past 15 I lose interest.

Badum tish

i'm phoning the police.

[saftmfc89]

[genericus]

Originally Posted by bramble is god

Once I opened door number 15 I threw it away, once anything gets past 15 I lose interest.

Badum tish

i just kicked a hole in the back of mine ripped of anything protecting the goods i was interested in and gobbled it until it was spent, then i ate my advent calender.

[Mr Redknapp]

Originally Posted by saftmfc89

prepare the faggots

[genericus]

Originally Posted by saftmfc89

I am the Peadofinder general and i find you guilty of being a peadophile, by the powers vested in me by a sky news poll i find you guilty of peadophilia.

did you not incite your friend Mr Whippy to give your daughter a 69
it was a 99
a 99, like a 69 only thirty worse

fucking hilarious program

[stubbs]

Originally Posted by genericus

I am the Peadofinder general and i find you guilty of being a peadophile, by the powers vested in me by a sky news poll i find you guilty of peadophilia.

did you not incite your friend Mr Whippy to give your daughter a 69
it was a 99
a 99, like a 69 only thirty worse

fucking hilarious program

Shame on the BBC for not releasing the 2nd series of Monkey Dust on DVD

[genericus]

Originally Posted by stubbs

Shame on the BBC for not releasing the 2nd series of Monkey Dust on DVD

fucking indeed, ive watched series one til the dvd melted.

excellent program,

dont stray from the path...
why, is it dark and scary
no thats where all the cottagers are...mmmm lots of lovely cock

[bramble is god]

Originally Posted by stubbs

Shame on the BBC for not releasing the 2nd series of Monkey Dust on DVD

this

[Pell]

monkey dust is bloody brilliant