Chilli Mishaps

[Lexingtongue]

Cut some chillis last night and then, not long after and without washing my hands, went for a piss.

What horrendous agony I endured for a good half hour at least. I can't even begin to explain how uncomfortable it was.

Anyone else been this careless/stupid/unfortunate?

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Originally Posted by Lexingtongue

Cut some chillis last night and then, not long after and without washing my hands, went for a piss.

What horrendous agony I endured for a good half hour at least. I can't even begin to explain how uncomfortable it was.

Anyone else been this careless/stupid/unfortunate?

Yes. I had a salad at work containing chillies years ago and touched my eye afterwards and had to be carted off to first aid for some eye drops like.

Originally Posted by Lexingtongue

Cut some chillis last night and then, not long after and without washing my hands, went for a piss.

What horrendous agony I endured for a good half hour at least. I can't even begin to explain how uncomfortable it was.

Anyone else been this careless/stupid/unfortunate?

have done this many a time, much to the amusement of my late partner, also rubbed it into eyes nose etc

[Life's A Pitch]

Pretty much the exact same thing - chopped up fresh chillies, went for a piss, agony, ended up sticking me cock in a bottle of milk.


(That last bit was a lie)

[Heeeed the Ball]

Not with Chilis althought Ive done my eye before, but I once sprayed me nads with Lynx and I was on fire for over an hour even after washing

[Lexingtongue]

I spent a good while splashing ice cold water on my nether regions in a vain attempt to numb it. Think I'll b wearing gloves the next time I cut chillies.

[Hauser's-Helmet]

My now wife when we were courting was cooking something with Birds Eye chillis and decided it would be funny to hoy here hands down my kecks and pull my foreskin back and forth, obviously I wasn't stopping her like.
I was in agony 30 seconds later.
She washed her hands and carried on making tea.

This was about 10 year ago,
Bitch never gans near me cock now like

[Typhoonftm]

About 10 years ago a collegue stuffed 8 slices of pickled jalapenos down his foreskin for a bet! He spent the following 4 hours in the shower cooling his helmet down!

[Heeeed the Ball]

Originally Posted by Hauser's-Helmet

My now wife when we were courting was cooking something with Birds Eye chillis and decided it would be funny to hoy here hands down my kecks and pull my foreskin back and forth, obviously I wasn't stopping her like.
I was in agony 30 seconds later.
She washed her hands and carried on making tea.

This was about 10 year ago,
Bitch never gans near me cock now like

I married her sister ffs

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Originally Posted by Lexingtongue

Cut some chillis last night and then, not long after and without washing my hands, went for a piss.

What horrendous agony I endured for a good half hour at least. I can't even begin to explain how uncomfortable it was.

Anyone else been this careless/stupid/unfortunate?

Used to have a slightly competative chilli con carne thing going with a mate - we'd go to eachothers house etc.

So, one night I'd been cutting chillies, then needed a piss. Noticed a stray pub on my bellened, and naturally removed it. Mistake.

Thuoght my cock was going to vapourise - had to get the frozen peas out for that one!