TheBig_Sam on tonights' game

[Doctor Diesel]

Sorry if SEB

Back to Tyneside tonight. Concrete jungle where dreams are made. Not Big Sam's dreams, though. They were crushed by 50,000 sweaty Geordies.

Newcastle wasn't ready for me or my legendary innovation. They didn't know any better. Big Sam was a Betamax mind in a VHS town.

Betamax was superior to VHS. It just didn't get the backing it deserved. Big Sam prides himself on his metaphors.

I am so pumped up for this game, but I needed to know if the lads had the same intensity as their Dad.

Suddenly, I throw a stuffed giraffe toy with an Andy Carroll mask on it to the back of the bus. The boys tore it to pieces. They're ready.

Brilliant

[SexyMackem]

essential daily reading

[MrBlofeldt]

Was reading the Mirror this morning, after he left the Skunks they paid him almost £5Million, so he went to Spain and built a mansion called Casa St James'

...made me laugh...

[Doctor Diesel]

Originally Posted by SexyMackem

essential daily reading

I haven't found anyone funnier on there so far like

[SexyMackem]

Originally Posted by MrBlofeldt

Was reading the Mirror this morning, after he left the Skunks they paid him almost £5Million, so he went to Spain and built a mansion called Casa St James'

...made me laugh...

incidentally who's it sponsored by?

[Doctor Diesel]

Now we slow down our match preparations. I've bathed the dressing room in candlelight and we're all singing 'Desperado' by The Eagles.

[Rozza]

By far the best football related twitter account

[Morny]

class

[toosb]

I think I need to follow this character.

[Silent Bob]

What's this odour filling my nostrils? The smell of 11 Geordie corpses, slain by the steely blade of Big Sam's tactical excellence.