Re: Sunderland fan with Blow up Doll ?
That's nothing.
I brought a bird back to my house after a night out on the pull and imagine her surprise when she went to use the bathroom only to discover a massive fully inflated penis standing in the bath!
After I heard the predictable "wtf" I said "ere love, that penis is much bigger than mine but, mine will fit a lot easier if you want to give it a go"
She then ran into the bedroom, ripped her clothes off and whilst gasping for breath begged me to take her and take her hard :)
Alt ending
She then ran into the bedroom, ripped her clothes off and said "I bet mine's bigger than yours and it's Steve actually, not Steph" I then chased the kunt out the house with the inflatable penis "Benny Hill closing credits" style..
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