Re: Have you been to Amsterdam on the ferry?
Few mates and I went on a stag weekend to The Dam. I flew out from Stansted with a few mates from here. The Geordie lads got on their Viking Voyage ferry trip. They were on about how they were going to pull on their trip and shag loads of lasses from the hen parties.
Turns out it was a rough crossing and the ferry was full of truck drivers. The dance floor resembled [quoting my friend in full] "a pond in the back garden where the frogs and toads were crawling over the single female". They all had travel sickness and the only thing they pulled was the chain on the toilet to wash away the lashings of yack.
Meawhile, the lads who flew spent their change (the flight was cheaper than the boat) on beer and had a relaxing time chatting up the local young ladies while laughing at the ferry being thrown all over the North Sea with the vikings on board.