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    Old 13th September 2010, 11:11 PM   #1
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    Couple of young lads knocked on me door tonight and held the "the book or mormon" in front of my face and asked too many questions for my liking. Cheeky bassas.

    "why do you not believe in god", "could god answer any prayers you have" blah blah blah..

    Had to get quite authoritative to get rid of them.

    Why do they do this? Book sales?

    Hate preachers me like.
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    Old 13th September 2010, 11:23 PM   #2
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    Knew a Mormon lass at school.

    Her and her sister had the most fantastic tits that I've ever seen.

    No pics unfortunately.
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    Old 13th September 2010, 11:25 PM   #3
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    Was his name Mikell
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    Old 13th September 2010, 11:26 PM   #4
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    Blessed by God ?
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    Old 13th September 2010, 11:30 PM   #5
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    Quote:
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    Couple of young lads knocked on me door tonight and held the "the book or mormon" in front of my face and asked too many questions for my liking. Cheeky bassas.

    "why do you not believe in god", "could god answer any prayers you have" blah blah blah..

    Had to get quite authoritative to get rid of them.

    Why do they do this? Book sales?

    Hate preachers me like.
    if you stand there, stare, and don't speak, they go away.
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    Old 13th September 2010, 11:33 PM   #6
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    i just tell mormons/witnesses to the jahova incident etc that im orthodox jewish

    scares them off

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    Old 13th September 2010, 11:33 PM   #7
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    I ask them their names, make a note on a pad, then hand them a copy of the law regarding knocking on doors uninvited. the document ends with "I will prosecute if you or your associates return".

    Then I slam the door on them.
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    Old 13th September 2010, 11:39 PM   #8
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    I ask them their names, make a note on a pad, then hand them a copy of the law regarding knocking on doors uninvited. the document ends with "I will prosecute if you or your associates return".

    Then I slam the door on them.
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    Old 13th September 2010, 11:48 PM   #9
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    Old 14th September 2010, 12:14 AM   #10
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    I ask them their names, make a note on a pad, then hand them a copy of the law regarding knocking on doors uninvited. the document ends with "I will prosecute if you or your associates return".

    Then I slam the door on them.
    There's a law?
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