Man vs Woman Diary

[Cockney Mackem]

Originally Posted by Arrr Jim Lad

Seriously seb but still chuckleworthy.

So SEB it's Janet Ellis but yes, always worth a chuckle

[Rob STID]

Originally Posted by Cockney Mackem

So SEB it's Janet Ellis but yes, always worth a chuckle

I concur!

[Sneech]

Sunderland didn't play on that date the liar, anyway what would we be doing playing on a Thursday night for anyway?

[TouchSAFC]

Originally Posted by Sneech

Sunderland didn't play on that date the liar, anyway what would we be doing playing on a Thursday night for anyway?

If he's owt like me he's probably still gutted from the previous Saturday

[Freight Train]

Originally Posted by TouchSAFC

If he's owt like me he's probably still gutted from the previous Saturday

Same!

[Gideon Gungeon]

Originally Posted by TouchSAFC

Probably SEB but funny


Woman’s Diary

Thursday 20th Sept 2008



Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him; thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in. He hesitated but followed. I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.

He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold. Cried myself to sleep -I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else.







Man's Diary

Thursday, 20th September 2008


Sunderland lost. Gutted. Got a shag though.

hate to point out the obvious mate, but 20th september 2008 was a saturday and we beat boro 2-0. schoolboy error mate

[Nee Onions Mate]

Originally Posted by Sneech

Sunderland didn't play on that date the liar, anyway what would we be doing playing on a Thursday night for anyway?

Uefa cup match...No hang on............

[Freight Train]

Originally Posted by Gideon Gungeon

hate to point out the obvious mate, but 20th september 2008 was a saturday and we beat boro 2-0. schoolboy error mate

Peter Pedantic, don't let facts ruin a joke

[TouchSAFC]

Originally Posted by Gideon Gungeon

hate to point out the obvious mate, but 20th september 2008 was a saturday and we beat boro 2-0. schoolboy error mate

Ahhhhhhhhhh fook.I thought about checking it but then I thought 'NOONES gonna check the dates, NOONE could be THAT anal'

[not spavin]

That's so SEB that it's MWD, which stands for 'Man v Woman Diary', an over-repeated joke from when I first started posting in the late 80s.

Still laughed though. What else is there to do but laugh? That's all I have. It's all any of us have.