Sid Waddell - Darts Legend
Quotes from the man himself...
"The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis Presley walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them"
"This lad has more checkouts than Tescos"
"Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!"
"Eric Bristow reasons...Bristow quickens...Aaah, Bristow"
"Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a waterbuffalo with a pea-shooter"
"It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline"
"Once upon a time he was breaking all records...Now he's only breaking his heart. Nothing you can do, total eclipse of the dart."
Fantastic. My personal favourite was watching some weighty chancer taking a drag on his fag and a swig on his lager as Sid opined, "He's like a man in a maelstrom!"