Who you've only just met the once before texts you asking if you fancy coming round to her friends for some drinks and they have the house alone to themseves, does this mean a threesome is on the cards? If not then i can't be fucked like.
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unless you need a wingman? and there's grass on the wicket?
I've got a ginger friend in parsnip that needs a leg like.
You are a sick man
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