Being a good person is bad for you!

Doctor Diesel · 6th August 2010, 10:25 AM

Drove down to Pallion retail park yesterday to get of few odds & ends. Anyhow when I'm driving in theres these two young lads, must of been 11 or 12 yr old waiting with a bucket and sponges, and a big cardboard sign with 'car wash' written on it.

So I thought I'd be a gent and says 'go on then lads' and they were over the moon bless them. When I came out I give them a fiver and they were happy as larry.

Anyhow I gets home and gets out of the car and... they've nigh on took the paint off the bonnet, scratched to fuck! They must of used their mothers scouring pads or something... had to go and buy some t-cut and spent the rest of the day trying to sort it out

Richie.... · 6th August 2010, 10:28 AM

wow, why cant my life be as exciting as yours!

Scimmy · 6th August 2010, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Diesel

Drove down to Pallion retail park yesterday to get of few odds & ends. Anyhow when I'm driving in theres these two young lads, must of been 11 or 12 yr old waiting with a bucket and sponges, and a big cardboard sign with 'car wash' written on it.

So I thought I'd be a gent and says 'go on then lads' and they were over the moon bless them. When I came out I give them a fiver and they were happy as larry.

Anyhow I gets home and gets out of the car and... they've nigh on took the paint off the bonnet, scratched to fuck! They must of used their mothers scouring pads or something... had to go and buy some t-cut and spent the rest of the day trying to sort it out

With initiative and drive like that those lads will be millionaires when they get older.

Unless of course they discover birds n' booze.

mackemindatoon · 6th August 2010, 10:29 AM

You should have went back and got the little feckers to t cut the car for you and demanded a full refund ffs you just can't get the staff these days

mikem · 6th August 2010, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Diesel

Drove down to Pallion retail park yesterday to get of few odds & ends. Anyhow when I'm driving in theres these two young lads, must of been 11 or 12 yr old waiting with a bucket and sponges, and a big cardboard sign with 'car wash' written on it.

You're not a good person, you're a very bad person who employs child labour beneath the legal age for children to be working. You deserved all you got, you evil capitalist exploiter.

Doctor Diesel · 6th August 2010, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Richie....

wow, why cant my life be as exciting as yours!

Because you're a 34-yr old virgin who prefers to mock people over the internet to attempt to make himself feel better?

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Originally Posted by mikem

You're not a good person, you're a very bad person who employs child labour beneath the legal age for children to be working. You deserved all you got, you evil capitalist exploiter.

I'll shop myself to the united nations

Teed · 6th August 2010, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Diesel

Drove down to Pallion retail park yesterday to get of few odds & ends. Anyhow when I'm driving in theres these two young lads, must of been 11 or 12 yr old waiting with a bucket and sponges, and a big cardboard sign with 'car wash' written on it.

So I thought I'd be a gent and says 'go on then lads' and they were over the moon bless them. When I came out I give them a fiver and they were happy as larry.

Anyhow I gets home and gets out of the car and... they've nigh on took the paint off the bonnet, scratched to fuck! They must of used their mothers scouring pads or something... had to go and buy some t-cut and spent the rest of the day trying to sort it out

Fuck me!! life in the fast lane...

FReaK · 6th August 2010, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Richie....

wow, why cant my life be as exciting as yours!

Judging from your own post history, I bet you wish it was.

Doctor Diesel · 6th August 2010, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Teed

Fuck me!! life in the fast lane...

Oh the irony

AlpineExile · 6th August 2010, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Diesel

Drove down to Pallion retail park yesterday to get of few odds & ends. Anyhow when I'm driving in theres these two young lads, must of been 11 or 12 yr old waiting with a bucket and sponges, and a big cardboard sign with 'car wash' written on it.

So I thought I'd be a gent and says 'go on then lads' and they were over the moon bless them. When I came out I give them a fiver and they were happy as larry.

Anyhow I gets home and gets out of the car and... they've nigh on took the paint off the bonnet, scratched to fuck! They must of used their mothers scouring pads or something... had to go and buy some t-cut and spent the rest of the day trying to sort it out

I wonder which one of them was Mr_Money.