Kidney stones - Page 2

Quininho · 5th August 2010, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ajthemackem

I bet every bloke on here is reading this thread with his legs crossed.

Wondering what can be done to ensure I never have to endure this pain.

yorkyexile · 5th August 2010, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ajthemackem

I bet every bloke on here is reading this thread with his legs crossed.

trust me matey,they way they feel crossing me legs is the last thing im thinking of!!!

Leon Solent · 5th August 2010, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LeicesterMackem

I'm on a waiting list for an operation to get rid of one - my GP says it's a general anaesthetic, then they shove a tube down your nob with a wire contraption on the end that snares the stone.

Not my experience.

The nurse will be a man hater. She'll grab your cock with a chicken strangler's hand and stare, unwaveringly, into your eyes as she feeds a MacDonald's car park litter claw down its eye. Eventually she'll find the stone. Eventually!

She loves her job. See the glint in her eyes.

LeicesterMackem · 5th August 2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Leon Solent

Not my experience.

The nurse will be a man hater. She'll grab your cock with a chicken strangler's hand and stare, unwaveringly, into your eyes as she feeds a MacDonald's car park litter claw down its eye. Eventually she'll find the stone. Eventually!

She loves her job. See the glint in her eyes.

Did you get a cuddle afterwards?

Leon Solent · 5th August 2010, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by LeicesterMackem

Did you get a cuddle afterwards?

No. She had to get back to her job at the kitten abattoir.

klcat · 5th August 2010, 03:22 PM

Hellish things.
First one I had had me thinking it was the end of this incarnation.
Needed two injections before the pain subsided. It passed a month after first pain.

Second one was worse. It lasted 4 months.

I have used a decent medicine that helps and also prevents them from forming since then- Rowatinex.

ajthemackem · 5th August 2010, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by klcat

Hellish things.
First one I had had me thinking it was the end of this incarnation.
Needed two injections before the pain subsided. It passed a month after first pain.

Second one was worse. It lasted 4 months.

I have used a decent medicine that helps and also prevents them from forming since then- Rowatinex.

Cracking line, I'm nicking that.

PTR · 5th August 2010, 04:10 PM

They also put a drill up your cock, right the way up into your kidneys, and destroy them.

I'm not joking. Good Luck!

Harry Angstrom · 5th August 2010, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sol51

Excruciating. At first you're afraid you'll die, then you're afraid you won't.
Good luck.

Ouch

socrates · 5th August 2010, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Leon Solent

Not my experience.

The nurse will be a man hater. She'll grab your cock with a chicken strangler's hand and stare, unwaveringly, into your eyes as she feeds a MacDonald's car park litter claw down its eye. Eventually she'll find the stone. Eventually!

She loves her job. See the glint in her eyes.

you never know you might get the nurses alternative treatment of sucking it out. mind she's a bit wary of that cos if the stone comes out as you cum you could blow the back of her head off.