Moat Caught

[youmademerealise]

Originally Posted by Crook Mackem

Stings just landed in a helicopter, currently in transit to the situation

[Maxie]

Originally Posted by mccartneys boy

This is too much like.

Ive spat half the fucker out laughing....our lass is watching tv bewildered while i roll round on the floor laughing!!
WTF!!!!

[Oli Wagkz]

Originally Posted by THE_MAINSTAND_BAND

Made meself laugh with that

[My Boy Harry]

Originally Posted by RednWhiteBarmy

Just what the poor bloke needs, More Police

[GarethQ]

It's turned into Jim'll Fix it.

We have yet another letter from Raoul Moat from Newcastle;

"Dear Northumbria Police,

Can you fix it for me to have a curry with Gazza. If not i'll blow my pyatt off.

Yours Hopefully,

Raoul"

[Jasper]

Can't believe the fuckers been campin out on the high street. His car was found his phone was found he broke into two houses and was actually
spotted on the high street!

[Chat Noir 73]

I have been in tears for the last ten minutes. Our lass is getting a bit worried!

[teesside safc]

Originally Posted by PhilSAFC

gazza ffs man. No doubt he's turned up claiming to know moat. Bit like when he was playing snooker with George clooney and got interupted by the pope calling up wanting a game of darts.

No fucking wonder the police have told the press to get 10 miles away..last thing they want is gazza having a breakdown stood at corden surrounded by press..just couldnt make it up..

[redandwhiterob]

I really thought Sky news would have got hold of Gazza by now

Would be comedy gold

[Pacific]

are the Gazza quotes legit

crying with laughter