Moat Caught

[Beery]

lest get a beter shot of policemen...pans stright to his groin

Originally Posted by Sweeney

I'd fuck her even if i don't know what she looks like.

But considering she looks stronger than me i rekon i'll get neewhere with her.

[Riviera]

Originally Posted by philm

Mountain biker tells all the press they are in the wrong place!

The only time he'll ever be on the telly and he's chewing a plastic tube ffs.

[youmademerealise]

Originally Posted by Terry Tangles

Betfair - 8/11 end in suicide, 11/10 Police shoot Moat, 7/4 captured unharmed.

Can I dutch all three please?

[Madmarx]

Originally Posted by philm

Mountain biker tells all the press they are in the wrong place!

gan doon by the bridge man yer can see em aahll

[Cockney Mackem]

Originally Posted by Buzzcock

Blazing saddles ?

"Nobody move or the roided-up, tiny cocked mental Geordie doorman gets it!"

[Kehtcuf Geimpas]

Originally Posted by Wood Green Mackem

where is the tv chopper ? shite press coverage given how much crew they have up there

If it was here in Spain, the T.V crew would be sat next to Moat.

[Lebz]

Where's Kay Burley? She mustn't be in Rothbury anymore, she'd sell her grandma to get on live for this.

[Dazza619]

Originally Posted by Arcedio Alvarez

That blonde copper is a splurtamania!

She's got a jaw like Desperate Dan.

[Chat Noir 73]

bloody hell...moat had been chased down the high street!